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Text Message 7053: Breathanalyzer wife

“shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a breathanalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. “well, it’s a bag that tells ya when you’ve drunk too much,” replied the equally wasted gent. “ah, hell, whaddya know? i’ve been married to one of those for years and years now!”
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Text Message 7051: Wing the wong number

Phonebook dilemma: why are there no phone books in china? because there are so many wing’s and wong’s, that they are afraid you will wing the wong number!
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Text Message 7048: Candidate boys

Gibo & edu-lover boys noy/mar-mama’s boys gordon/bayani-li’l boys villar/loren-tondo boy& caca girl erap/binay-kanto boys& jamby…i’m a boy!
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Text Message 7047: Be always ready to say yes

Be always ready to say yes: to others, and to life itself. the wider you can open the doors of your mind, the brighter, happier, and more intelligent you’ll become. have a beautiful day!
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Text Message 7046: Don’t fight fear with fear

Don’t fight fear with fear, instead, meet it with a direct declaration of god’s presence n power, which renders fear powerless. say to yourself, “the lord is the strength of my life whom should i be afraid?” good monday morning. 🙂
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Text Message 7044: Facebook is the best

Out of all the books i have encountered, facebook is the best.
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Text Message 7043: Free trip to Ampatuan, Maguindanao

Special x’mas promo to all peace loving citizens: free trip to ampatuan, maguindanao, wd free convoy ride at the provincial back hoe excavator, together wd media men, wd full road security of shariff aguak cvo/pnp/cafgu, free lunch at brgy masalay mass grave site, free shooting for men and rape to women n many other unforgetable […]
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Text Message 7041: A woman has only two choices in life

A woman has only 2 choices in life: (1) to be single and look for a husband every day.. or (2) to get married and look for her husband every night.. ;]
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Text Message 7040: Let the wind blow through your hair

Wise saying – let the wind blow through your hair, while you still have some.. hahaha!
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes