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Text Message 12987: Love is like a cloud

Love is like a cloud, love is like a dream, love is 1 word and everything in between, love is a fairytale come true , because i found love when i found you. txtb?67
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Text Message 12986: Boss to secretary

Boss to secretary.. who told you that just bcoz i took you out to dinner & kissed you a few times, you could neglect your work here & loaf around all day long? my lawyer!
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Text Message 12985: Resolutions Gym

Guy opened a gym named “resolutions.” it will have exercise equipments for the first two weeks and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year.
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Text Message 12983: Little things that make life complete

There are little things that make life complete: little ways of being sweet, little smile that bring the sun, little favors gladly done, little talks that help and cheer. little actions that endear. these are the things, although quite small, that mean the most of all! good morning!:d
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Text Message 12982: Toss a coin

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. it works not because it settles the question but because it that brief moment when the coin was in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. happy weekend!
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Text Message 12981: All kinds of good wishes

By now, u must have received all kinds of good wishes for 2013… so i only have one more wish to make: …that they all come true!
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Text Message 12980: Love is full of surprises

Love is full of suprises. sometimes there are painful ones, and sometimes there are wonderful ones. but know there are never the perfect ones. txtb?67
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Text Message 12978: What time does the library open?

“what time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked. “9 am,” came the reply. “and what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?” the librarian adds. “not until 9 am?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. “why do you […]
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Text Message 12977: What is the shape of the Earth?

Teacher: what is the shape of the earth? student: i don’t know. teacher: well, what kind of earrings does your mother wear? student: square ones.. teacher: no, the ones she wears on sundays.. student: round.. teacher: .. then what is the shape of the earth? student: square on weekdays and round on sundays!
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Text Message 12976: A raindrop may seem too small

A raindrop may seem too small to matter.. but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. though we may seem insignificant, somewhere the heart you’ve touched remember your little act of kindness because it reflects god’s immense love. as the one you’ve touch grows, you too grow in god’s heart. good day!
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Text Message 12975: My wishes for you for 2013

My wishes for you for 2013: the wisdom of solomon; the courage of david; the commitment of jacob; the dreamer spirit of joseph; the loyalty of joshua; the leadership of moses; & the bank account of henry sy!! a prosprous new year to you! 🙂
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Text Message 12974: What’s in your stomach?

Kid: mommy, what’s in your stomach? mom: your baby sister! kid: you love her? mom: very much! kid: then why did you eat her?! o_o
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Text Message 12973: This January

This january, why not start the year with an empty jar and fill it with notes about good things that will happen. then on new year’s eve, empty it and see what awesome things happened during the year. and may god be praised!

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