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Text Message 12445: Neighbor stealing underwear

My sexy neighbor came banging on my door one day, and asks, “have you been stealing my underwear from my washing line?” “no! how dare you, what do i want with your clean underwear?

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Text Message 12444: Life is like an exam that we have to pass

Life is like an exam that we have to pass, multiple choice: to realize that we always have options, true or false: that we need to distinguish between right and wrong, matching type: deciding whats best for us that much our skills and passion, identification: to understand that we have our own identity and uniqueness […]

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Text Message 12442: Vice G sumakay sa walang pasaherong jeep

Vice g sumakay sa isang walang pasaherong jeep. vice: ma, bayad po. driver: isa lang? vice: ay hindi! dalawa yan! nakakahiya naman sayo! ako lang pasahero mo! ililibre na kita!

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Text Message 12441: A black guy about to rob a shop

A black guy came to a shop and the owner said, “please… take anything, just don’t hurt me.” the black said, “that’s a bit racist!” owner: sorry, i just assumed you were going to rob me. black: “well, i am but you should have at least waited until i’ve got my gun out.”

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Text Message 12440: Does that really count as cheating?

Girl: but if i have a boyfriend & i kiss a guy, does that really count as cheating? guy: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face? 😀

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Text Message 12439: Nakakasira sa isang relasyon

Hindi naman distansya ang nakakasira sa isang relasy0n e.. kundi ang mga maling hinala at mga ta0ng magaling manira..

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Text Message 12438: If you go to India they will worship you

Man: honey, i swear if you go to india they will worship you. wife: am i that beautiful? man: no, you look like a cow.

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Text Message 12437: Naglalakad na buto

Babae: (nagmamaganda) ano ka ba? kanina ka pa sunod nang sunod sakin! tulo laway ka pa dyan, mukha ka namang aso! eewwwww! lalake: pasensya na, miss… akala ko kasi, uso na yung naglalakad na buto!

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Text Message 12436: Adding “chicken” to the surname of any Italian

Adding “chicken” to the surname of any italian would make it sound like a superb dish.. chicken balotelli chicken bertone chicken nocercino chicken pirelli

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Text Message 12435: Let’s be good and do good

When a bird is alive, it eats ants.. when the bird is dead, ants eat the bird! time and circumstances can change at any time.. let’s not devalue or hurt anyone in life. we may be powerful today.. but remember, time is more powerful. one tree makes a million match sticks.. but when time comes.. […]

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Text Message 12434: Wear a smile, avoid stress

,===(o) ,-o-,-o doc’s ( ,__, ) advice 4 >=v=< 2day.. wÉÄr Ä smile, avoid stress, slow down, hum Å tune & prÅy. it’s gud 4 d heart n soul! take care. gud am!

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Text Message 12433: Why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives

A man was reading the newspaper and said to his wife, “look at this. another beautiful actress is going to marry a basketball player who’s a total dope! i’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives.” wife said, “thank you!”

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Text Message 12432: When you see a person cry, say I am here

Sometimes, when you see a person cry it’s better not to ask “why?” sometimes, it takes only three words to make them happy again. and those three words are: “i am here.” wishing you all the best!

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Text Message 12431: They who clear the clouds for others

They who clear the clouds for others will get more sunshine for themselves. they who give light to others make themselves the brightest star. they who make room in their hearts for others will always find accommodation everywhere! god bless you always…

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Text Message 12445: Neighbor stealing underwear

Text Message 12444: Life is like an exam that we have to pass

Text Message 12443: Deleted

Text Message 12442: Vice G sumakay sa walang pasaherong jeep

Text Message 12441: A black guy about to rob a shop

Text Message 12440: Does that really count as cheating?

Text Message 12439: Nakakasira sa isang relasyon

Text Message 12438: If you go to India they will worship you

Text Message 12437: Naglalakad na buto

Text Message 12436: Adding “chicken” to the surname of any Italian

Text Message 12435: Let’s be good and do good

Text Message 12434: Wear a smile, avoid stress

Text Message 12433: Why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives

Text Message 12432: When you see a person cry, say I am here

Text Message 12431: They who clear the clouds for others