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Text Message 6933: See you soon message from God

A grandma clebratd her 80th birthday. she recd a card from her grndchild. inscribed on the card’s front was “inside is a message from god!” when she opened it, it read, “see you soon!” bastos na bata!
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Text Message 6931: Vital statistics, siksik na siksik!

Mrs: darling, ano na kaya ang vital statistics ko? mr: 6-6-6-6 mrs: ano yun? mr: siksik na siksik!
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Text Message 6930: More than one trouble at a time

Never bear more than one trouble at a time. some people bear three kinds: all they have had; all they have now; and all they expect to have. -edward everett hale good morning!
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Text Message 6928: Spanish translations

Spanish of: i love my lawyer! te amo notario publico! my girlfriend is a deodorant model. mi amiga el modelo del tawas. my friend failed in medical school. mi amigo el albularyo. three boys took a bath in laguna. tres muchachos los banos laguna.
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Text Message 6927: Do I smell like olive oil?

Trying to control my dry hair, i treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. worried that the oil might leave an odor, i washed my hair several times. that night when i went to bed, i leaned over to my husband & asked, “do i smell like olive oil?” “no,” he said, sniffing […]
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Text Message 6926: 5 simple things that complete us

5 simple things that complete us: the faith we embrace the vision we perceive the goals we pursue the values we share & a friend like you who care. god bless!
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Text Message 6925: Honor has been the reward for what he gave

Thought for the day: no person was ever honored for what he received. honor has been the reward for what he gave.
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Text Message 6924: Don’t complain

Today, don’t complain about d food u eat, d shoes, d clothes u wear – some hv nothing; don’t complain about gettng old – many die young; wen u’r tired of ur job or what u do – think of d jobless, d disabled & those who wish they had urs; wen sad thoughts & […]
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Text Message 6923: It is always better to give too much

It is always better to give too much, pay too much, and love too much, than not enough. but then, since everything comes back to us, can there ever be too much? wishing you a beautiful day!
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Text Message 6922: Best words are sometimes not said

“best words are sometimes not said, not spoken, not expressed, because they are communicated through prayers. you may not hear any word from me but rest assured i say the best for you in my prayers . . god bless.:-)
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Text Message 6921: Pacman cancelled Mcdo contract

;> pacman recently cancelled endorsement c0ntract w/ mcdo! nagalit kasi bakit daw he’s been promoting its product, but still their slogan is – “love co to”
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Text Message 6920: Style of Corruption

Style of corruption in the phils… ramos style: under the table. erap style: over the table. gma style: including the table.
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Text Message 6919: Thank them

Thank th0se who hated us…they made us a better pers0n! thank those who loved us…they made our hearts gr0w f0nder! thank th0se who envied us…they made our self esteem grow str0nger! thank those who cared… they made us feel important! thank those who entered our lives…they made us who we are today! thank th0se who […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes