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Text Message 6903: Deleted

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Text Message 6902: Kids on a scavenger hunt

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys with a list. “lady,” one of them explains, “we’re on a scavenger hunt and we need 3 grains of wheat, a porkchop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar.” “wow,” woman replies, “who sent you on such errand?” “our […]
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Text Message 6901: Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues

Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. we have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.
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Text Message 6900: Maestro ka, ser?

Sa tindahan ni aling dionesia. pulis: isang coke nga. tindera: maestro ka, ser? pulis: hindi, pulis ako. tindera: maestro ka nga ba, ser? pulis: bingi!! pulis ako! tindera: ay, bubu kang pulis ka! tenatanung keta kung sesepsepen mu…sa estro!… tsk, tsk, tsk!…
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Text Message 6898: Seek the Lord in your hunger

Good morning! seek the lord in your hunger, ..for he is your daily bread; seek him in your thirst, ..for he is the living water; seek him in your need, ..for he is your provider. seek him in openness, in brokenness, in truth, & in faith. seek him, for he is your exceedingly great reward.
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Text Message 6897: We can’t make all people understand us

“we can’t make all people understand us.. we have to accept that having the opportunity to speak doesn’t always give us the privilege to be understood..”. trying 2 please all people will make u miserable. would rather please god than people. god’s grace n favor be upon u always.. gudam.takecre!
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Text Message 6896: I can’t get along with your wife

A father found his small son looking very unhappy. “what’s wrong?” the dad asked. the boy replies, “i can’t get along with your wife.”
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Text Message 6895: I think I’m a moth

Late one night, a man walks into a dentist’s clinic and says, “excuse me, can you help me? i think i’m a moth.” dentist: you need a psychiatrist. man: yes, i know. dentist: then why did you come here. man: the lights were on.
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Text Message 6894: One for hot and one for cold milk?

A small boy watching his mum breastfeeding his baby sister. after a while he asks, “mum, why do you have two? is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
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Text Message 6893: Like a fresh shirt on our bed

Each morning the day lies like a fresh shirt on our bed; this incomparably find, incomparably tightly woven tissue of pure prediction fits us perfectly. the happiness of the next twenty-four hours depends on our ability, on waking, to pick it up. wishing you a wonderful monday!
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Text Message 6892: No one has ever become poor by giving

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind to the unexplained worlds occupied by the needs of others. no one has ever become poor by giving. god bless! good morning!
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Text Message 6891: The best remedy is to go outside

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and god. because only then does one feel that all is at it should be and that god wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature. wishing […]
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Text Message 6890: Be thankful for the roses

Rather dan complaining about the thorns on roses, be thankful for d roses among the thorns.
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Text Message 6889: The Pope stopped by the police for speeding

The pope hu missed driving around rome drove his car 1 day n asked his driver 2 stay at d backseat. but he was stopped by d police in 1 intersection 4 speeding. police (calling his chief): sir, we’ve got a problem chief: wat’s d problem? police: i caught somebody big person (influential) 4 speeding. […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes