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Text Message 6888: Women are different from men

Women are diff’rent frm men: *dey look gud in skirts or shorts! *der’s “women’s day,” but no “men’s day.” *dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. men can’t. *women can cry n still look good. *when men cry, they look like dorks. most of all, *women know d difference between a comfort room […]
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Text Message 6885: An appeal from a flood victim

An appeal from a flood victim: nbaha po kme! nais ko lang po ipabatid na 2matanggap kme ng 2l0ng kht kunting relief g0ods 2lad ng ref, tv, s0fa, microwave at dvd player.. padagdagn dn ng din0rado or jasmine rice, wla n rin po kaming tubig, pwde n po ung wilkins o dr. edwards.. at kung […]
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Text Message 6884: Akin ka na lang!

Kung iniwan ka ng mahal mo… at ayaw na sa’yo… akin ka na lang! hahaha…
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Text Message 6883: I was watching TV

Erap complained to the police, “sir, all items are missing in my house except the tv.” police: how come the thief did not take the tv? erap: i was watching tv.
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Text Message 6882: To know what success means, earn it

To really know what success means, earn it. don’t rely on some elevator to get you there. the higher the floor you want to reach, the more important it is to take the stairs. have a happy weekend!
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Text Message 6881: Nung namatay ang biyenan, sumunod si mister

Petra: bakit ka umiiyak mare? maria: si pare mo kasi, sobrang masunurin sa magulang. petra: oh, eh, bakit ka umiiyak? maria: kasi mare, nung namatay ang biyenan ko sumunod din siya!
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Text Message 6879: GMA, I am sorry

Media: what was your legacy? marcos: i created “ang bagong lipunan”. cory: i helped restore philippine democracy. fvr: i motivated- “kaya natin ‘to!” erap: “erap para sa mahirap!” gma: “i am sorry.”
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Text Message 6878: Most Wanted Akyat Bahay

Amo: hindi ba bilin ko na huwag kang magpapasok ng hindi mo kilala sa bahay na ito? inday: opo, mam… sinunod ko po kayo. amo: eh sino, yong kaaalis lang? inday: naku, mam, kilalang kilala po siya… sikat nga po siya eh! siya ang most wanted akyat bahay dito sa lugar naten.
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Text Message 6877: The best gift tied with the heartstrings of the giver

What is the best gift you ever received? better still, what is the best gift you ever gave? perhaps you will recall that in each instance, the best gift was one that was tied with the heartstrings of the giver, one that included a part of self. good morning!
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Text Message 6876: GOD is bringing out the BEST in you

Olives are crushed to make the best oils.. grapes are squeezed to make the finest wines.. roses are pressed to make the most fragrant perfumes.. :-)have you been crushed, squeezed & pressed by life’s trials & difficulties? :-)be glad! god is bringing out the best in you..! gudam..shalom.
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Text Message 6875: Informal settlers

Ang p0litcally c0rrect term daw for squatters.. inf0rmal settlers.. s0syal! only in the philippines!:-p
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes