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Text Message 12430: Maaga gumising dahil sa kapeng Batangas

Andoy: oy, pare! himala! maaga kang gumising ngayon ah?! tonyo: oo nga pare eh! dahil yan sa kapeng batangas na binili ni mare mo. andoy: yun ba ang ipinainom ni mare sayo pagkagising mo? tonyo: hindi, pare! yun ang ibinuhos nya sakin kanina dahil ayaw ko pang bumangon!
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Text Message 12429: Gusto ko pong maging kapwa

Guro: children! anong gusto nyo maging pagtanda nyo? yes, jose? jose: ma’am! ako po gustong maging doktor! para makatulong sa kapwa! guro: very good, jose! yes, manuel? manuel: ma’am, gusto ko po maging abogado para makatulog sa kapwa! guro: very good, manuel! e ikaw naman pedro? pedro: ako po? gusto ko pong maging kapwa para […]
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Text Message 12428: Only in GOD we are truly safe and secure

Only in god we are truly safe and secure. whether we are surrounded by mighty walls of stone, a comfortable house, abundant money, we can never predict what tomorrow may bring. our relationship with god is the only security that cannot be taken away from us. god bless!
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Text Message 12427: Negative thoughts produce toxic responses

When we have negative thoughts, we produce toxic responses in our body that make us sick. make a conscious effort to change your thought patterns today for a healthier you tomorrow. gandang araw!
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Text Message 12426: What do you do on Sunday?

A handsome bachelor boss asks his young secretary: “what do you do on sunday?” the secretary cracks a little smile & answers in a flirting, hopeful manner: “why, nothing sir!…” the boss, dryly said: “well, in that case, allow me to remind you ….. …. that today is not a sunday!!!”
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Text Message 12425: When you think you can fart silently

The awkward moment . . . . . . . when you think you can fart silently and it came out like the sound of a machine gun..:-)
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Text Message 12424: Pag nakatingin ang katabi sa tinetext mo

Pagnararamdaman mung nakatingin saung tinetext ang katabi mu sa jeep, i-type mo: “anu pre, tuloy ba ang plano? papatayin ku na ba tong katabi ko?” 😉
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Text Message 12423: Ihanda na ang mga wheel chairs

News headline: “1st gentleman, ex-pnp chief versoza & other pnp officials charged w/graft &coruption on pnp chopper deal.” cge. ihanda na ang mga wheel chaaiiirs 😀 😀 😀
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Text Message 12421: When I don’t find my mobile phone in my pocket

A man said, “it feels like a mini heart attack when i don’t find my mobile phone in my pocket… and it seems like a heart failure when i see it in my wife or girlfriend’s hand! :p
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Text Message 12420: Dear food, stop being delicious

A fat lady wrote: “dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. you can no longer continue to be both.”
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Text Message 12419: It’s called growing up

Sometimes you gotta shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you re wrong. it’s not giving up, it’s called growing up.
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Text Message 12418: Thank God for the middle finger

Sometimes, there are no words to describe how we feel about some people.. thank god, he gave us a middle finger..:-p hahaha
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Text Message 12417: Pag ayaw makipagdate o naglalambing

Kaibahan ng girl sa guy pag ang babae ayaw makipagdate, ang tawag dun pakipot pag ang lalaki ayaw malipagdate, ang tawag dun kuripot. eto pa… pag ang babae naglalambing.. may kailangan. pero pag lalaki naglalambing.. may kasalanan.
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Text Message 12416: Hi Jack!

A guy in a plane stood up and shouted “hijack!” all of the passengers got scared and raised their hands. from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back.. “hi john!”:-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes