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Text Message 6828: I want you to marry my enemy

From her death bed the wife called her husband.. wife: one month after i die, i want you to marry sally.. husband: sally? but she is your enemy! wife: yes, i know.. i’ve suffered all these years with you, so let her suffer too!
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Text Message 6826: Nagmamahal, Lambanog

Dear pepsi, alam mo bang c0ke na cokes ako sa’yo.. royal ka pa naman, pero lagi mo akong iniisprite.. naaalala mo nng pmunta tyo sa mountain dew? sumakay pa tyo sa redhorse.. muntik pa nga tyng tngayin ng gold eagle! buti na lng nandun c san miguel! binaril niya ng colt 45.. tnmaan c generoso […]
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Text Message 6825: You cannot breed in captivity

Woman: doc, when i was unmarried i had 6 abortions. now i’m married, y can’t i get pregnant? dr: u are a wild animal. evidently u cannot breed in captivity!
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Text Message 6824: Whenever anyone has offended me

“whenever anyone has offended me, i try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it.” – rene descartes stay happy! a nice day!
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Text Message 6823: For one human being to love another

For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof; the work for which all other work is but preparation. have a great day!
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Text Message 6821: Itlog, ayaw paluto

“matapos akong mabuo at ilabas sa mundong ito… ikaw lang pala ang sisira at babasag sa knabuksan ko.” -itlog, nag-iinarte, ayaw paluto.. hahaha!
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Text Message 6820: Sakal sakal kasi niya ko

Pre1: pre, tagayan mo pa ako. nag-away kami ni misis eh… pre2: ha, sino nanalo? pre1: sabihin nalang ntn na ang huli kong salita eh, tumigil ka na’tngdidilim na ang paningin ko! pre2: hahaha! bosing ka pala eh! anong sabi niya? pre1: d ko na alam. nawalan na ko ng malay eh. sakal sakal kc […]
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Text Message 6819: Mom, I want a baby brother

Innocence. kid: mom,i want a baby brother. mom: your dad is overseas, when he comes back we’ll talk over it, kid: why dont you just give him a surprise?:-
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Text Message 6818: Faith is reflective action

Faith is reflective action and not mere words. we manifest our faith by acting on what we hold true, by being consequential to what we believe in as good, right and just. we acknowledge jesus by heeding his call to attend to those who are hungry, naked or those unjustly treated. if we do this […]
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Text Message 6817: Dahil May Isang Ikaw

Dahil may isang ikaw, may bukas pa sa ating umaasa na magkaroon ng lovers in paris…. haaay, pinilit talaga…. hehehe!
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Text Message 6816: Ceaseless craving for satisfaction

We all have within our selves a ceaseless craving for satisfaction and completion which we do not and cannot find on earth. it is this great something we call god. have a wonderful weekend!
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Text Message 6815: Optimism is faith in our own efforts

Optimism is faith in our own efforts and in all human potentiality. it is in god however that we place our hope. hope does not deny the pain and suffering of the present. rather it courageously faces up to this, stays with the pain but refuses to be enslaved by it and at the approriate […]
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Text Message 6814: May langaw sa arroz caldo

Sa isang turo-turo.. kustomer: manang! may langaw sa arroz caldo nyo! tindera: sa halagang 5 piso, anong ine-expect mo? manok?

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes