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Text Message 6768: Dilaw ang buhok at naka orange

Sa police station… pulis: anung itsura ng suspek? witness: naka orange po sya at dilaw ang buhok… (iginuhit ng newbie artist at pinakita sa hepe)artist: hepe, hndi natn kyng hulihn 2… hepe: bakit hndi? artist: dilaw ang buhok at nka orange.. kung di si naruto, si goku to…
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Text Message 6767: Sanitary napkin for dry cleaning

Q: what’s the height of recycling? a: sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. bwahaha..
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Text Message 6766: Walk down the street with beer bellies

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with bald heads, beer bellies, love handles and still think they are sexy!:-)
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Text Message 6765: Bring joy to others

A prayer: when i am feeling down, i will try hard not to let my mood discourage others. help me, lord, to bring joy to others, especially when i need it myself. amen. may his peace be with you!
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Text Message 6764: Until you reached the summit

Never measure the height of a mountain until you reached the summit… then you will be surprised how low it was. have a wonderful morning!
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Text Message #6763: Smiling is infectious

Smiling is infectious; u catch it lyk d flu, wen sum1 smiled at me 2day, i started smiling too. i passed around d corner & sum1 saw my grin. wen he smiled i realized id passed it on 2 him. a single smile lyk mine can travel around d earth. lets start an epidemic quick […]
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Text Message #6762: See the cup as overflowing

Our perceptions will change with our choice of attitude. we can decide to see the cups as ‘overflowing’ by shifting our focus to what’s good in our lives. have a happy day! good morning!
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Text Message #6761: What’s best in every detail of the picture

The god who knows what’s best for the big picture also knows what’s best in every detail of the picture. good morning!
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Text Message #6757: Give the best of yourself

Give the best of yourself if you want to get the best out of others… the quality of your reaping is proportionate to the quality of your sowing. good day!
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Text Message #6756: You will be helped yourself

‘if you pray for another, you will be helped yourself.’ ~ yiddish proverb when it rains it’s not just one flower that benefits but every flower. anyone who prays for another always receives blessing. wishing you a pleasant day!
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Text Message #6755: Superman is Clark Kent

Superman once wrote on the wall: “batman is a wimp.” the next day batman wrote: “superman is clark kent.” 🙂
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Text Message #6754: CR, Restroom, Palikuran… Hulugan

If comfort room or cr is for americans, rest room for english people and palikuran for filipinos, what do bombays call theirs? answer: hulugan… hahahaha
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Text Message #6753: We avoid the things that we’re afraid of

We avoid the things that we’re afraid of because we think there will be dire consequences if we confront them. but the truly dire consequences in our lives come from avoiding things that we need to learn about or discover. good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes