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Text Message #6737: Assume the person next to you is the Messiah

If you always assume the person sitting next to you is the messiah waiting for some human kindness – you will soon come to weight your words and watch your hands. may we always have opportunities to show kindness. have a nice day!
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Text Message #6736: I have no faith in my husband

One day, a man and his wife went to a doctor. the doc took the wife inside the consultation room. wife: doctor, please call your nurse here. doc: why? don’t you trust me? wife: no, doctor, it’s not like that, i have no faith in my husband!
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Text Message #6734: Binato po ako ng candy

Anak: nanay, binato po ako ni tatay ng candy. nanay: anak naman, binato ka lang pala ng candy eh! ikaw naman… anak: eh kasama po ang garapon eh!!!
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Text Message #6733: How can you love a man if he loves another man?

How can you love a man… who has a gorgeous face, a sexy body, a scent that you can’t resist, who’s thoughtful, sweet, romantic & kind, … if he loves another man? yan na kasi ang trend eh!…
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Text Message #6732: Job and work quotes

“the best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” oscar wilde “work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.” -voltaire “the reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” -robert frost
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Text Message #6730: Order in the court!

Huwes: order! order in the court! erap: isang tasang decaf nga! hehehe…
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Text Message #6729: How to cure hiccups

The doctor’s receptionist was startled when a nun stormed out of the surgery and left. she asked the doctor what happened. “well,” said the doctor, “i examined her and told her she was pregnant.” “doctor!” exclaimed the receptionist. “that can’t be!” “of course not,” he said, “but it certainly cured her hiccups.”
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Text Message #6728: A newborn son

A mother was pushing her newborn son in a pram along the road when she met an old friend. “ohh, let’s have a look,” said the friend, “isn’t he handsome? he looks just like his father. “yes, he does, doesn’t he?” replied the mother sadly. “i only wish he looked a bit more like my […]
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Text Message #6727: Mikey has volunteered to remarry his wife Angela

Breaking news… doing his share to help typhoon victims is presidential son mikey who has volunteered to gather gifts and donations… by remarrying his wife angela this weekend…;-(
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Text Message #6725: As you sow, so shall you reap a hundred fold

If we plant honesty, we will reap trust. if we plant goodness, we will reap friends. if we plant humility, we will reap respect. if we plant forgiveness,we will reap peace. as you sow, so shall you reap a hundred fold. be a blessing to every one you meet. they may be facing a great […]
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Text Message #6724: Success to those who dream

Many successes can be attributed to those who dream. dreaming is a gift where you can see things not as they are but as they could be. have an enlightening day!
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Text Message #6723: Sorry daw sabi ni bagyong ondoy

Guys, gus2 q lng sanang humingi ng sori s mga nagawa qng kasalanan. alam qng nging mahangin aq at mdami rin aqng mga nacrang bagay na d n maibabalik s dati. wag kaung mag-alala d n tau ulit mgkkta. hanggang d2 nlng aq.. bagyong ondoy p.s. sori din at natawag q pa ang ka-tropang kong […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes