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Text Message 12415: God only expects man and woman to be together

“god only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other. it should not be of the same sex so as to adulterate the altar matrimony, like in the days of sodom and gomorrah of old.” – manny pacquiao 😀 kapag si […]
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Text Message 12414: Opportunity or obstacle? You get to choose

With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. you get to choose.
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Text Message 12413: God is always by your side

There are times when we can feel so isolated and alone. concerns weight heavily on our minds and can sometimes turn our thoughts to despair. know that you are never alone. god is always by your side. it may take him sometime to work all things so your burden becomes lighter but know that he […]
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Text Message 12412: Intelligent men are faithful

Research shows that intelligent men are faithful to their wives while dumb men are cheaters. why? because only the dumb get caught!
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Text Message 12411: Now the gates of hell are closed

At a sunday service a pastor about to begin his sermon turned his eyes heavenward. pastor: “before i start my homily, will the ladies seated in the front row please cross their legs?” (there was a shuffling of feet and the crossing of legs) pastor: “well then, my dear brothers and sisters, i will now […]
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Text Message 12410: An old lady overspeeding

A traffic motorcycle cop apprehended an old lady overspeeding on an expressway. said the old bird, “i’m speeding because i have to get to where i’m going before i forget where i’m going!!”
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Text Message 12408: Outside a women’s shoe store

A notice on the window outside a women’s shoe store . . . . . . . fifty (50) per cent discount if you select item within two minutes! 😀 ang mga babae nga naman, matagal pumili! hahaha
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Text Message 12407: Nagbayad ka sa jeep ng buo

Naalaala mo ba yung moment na sumakay ka sa jeep na puno na, nagbayad ka ng buo, pero kalahati lang ng pwet mo yung nakaupo! hahaha
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Text Message 12406: My Words are Antibiotic

My words are antibiotic, my smile is analgesic, my touch is anti-inflammatory, my presence is antiseptic, my feeling is antipyretic… that’s why i am a pharmacist:-d
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Text Message 12405: The problem with the world

“the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”
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Text Message 12403: Sumasagap lang ng Wi-fi signal

Girl – hoy bakit ka palaging umaaligid dito sa bahay namin? boy – hindi girl – ah casing the joint ka siguro? boy – hindi rin! girl – hmmm… may crush ka sakin no? boy – hindi, sumasagap lang ako ng wifi signal 😀
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Text Message 12402: Changed car horn sound to gun shots

An old lady detesting the heavy traffic in her city remarked: “i changed my car horn sound to gun shots. people move out of the way much faster now.”
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Text Message 12401: That special person you want to annoy

Marriage is.. . . . finding that special person . . . you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes