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Text Message #6722: Bahay Kubo Ondoy version

New lyrics of “bahay kubo” bahay ko po dami putik ang pumsok doon ay sari sari nlamas n karton sirang mejas at damit silya, bsurang mpanghe! ondoy parusa binura marikina at saka meron pa lubog din ang edsa montalban at pasig taytay at cainta sa palgid ligid ay puno ng baha! kumanta ka! wahahaha!! 😀
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Text Message #6721: Men and boys are not the same

Men and boys are not the same. iba-iba ‘yan… ng style ng panloloko! 😉
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Text Message #6720: A hair-raising ride

A teenager had just received her learner’s permit. she offered to drive her parents to church. after a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination. the mother got out of the car and said, “thank you!” “anytime,” her daughter replied. as the woman slammed the door, she said, “i wasn’t talking to you. i was […]
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Text Message #6719: Orangutan reading two books

One day the zookeeper saw that the orangutan was reading two books — the bible and darwin’s origin of the species. surprised, he asks the ape why read those books. “well,” says the orangutan, “i just wanted to know if i was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”
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Text Message #6718: Kumusta ang love life version 3

Isa pa bagong sagot sa tanong na, “kumusta ang love life?” “postponed till further notice. uploads will be posted once available.” hehehe..
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Text Message #6717: Fetus ka ba?

Boy: fetus ka ba? girl: bakit? dahil cute ako? boy: hindi. mukha ka kasing pinalaglag! kumapit kapa!
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Text Message #6716: Winners are go-givers, not go-getters

We are taught that winning and achieving are about getting and keeping, when the truth is that winning is about giving. winners are go-givers, not go-getters… while it is hard to fathom living a life of giving when everyone is on the take, there is an ancient law which ensures that if we did, we […]
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Text Message #6715: Appreciate each moment

Tomorrow is not a guaranteed event. so pay attention to every minute, make it count, and appreciate each moment as if it were a precious gift. ★ gudnyte!! ★
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Text Message #6714: A BUWAYA was seen swimming in Cainta

Breaking news. during typhoon ondoy, a buwaya was seen swimming in cainta. it was recaptured yesterday and brought back to malacanang! fg aka “arroyogator”
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Text Message #6713: Deleted

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Text Message #6712: Walang kuryente, maghanda ng pamalo

Wlang kuryente 5pm-9am mamaya nationwide. charge kau celfon at mghanda kandila, pamaypay at pamalo.. sa akin. kc joke lng un.. haha,,
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Text Message #6711: Deleted

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Text Message #6710: I’m going to a resto

Husband: (angrily) what! no dinner ready? i’m going to a resto. wife: wait, just 5 minutes. husband: will it be ready then? wife: no, i’ll be ready to go with you.
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Text Message #6709: Even a bargain costs money

Quote of the day: “one of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.”
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Text Message #6708: Your own boat has reached the shore too

Doing things for others always pays dividends. when you help someone’s boat across a river, you’ll find your own boat has reached the shore too. god bless!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes