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Text Message 6692: Kabit ng asawa nyo di nyo alam

Titser: late ka na naman juan! lagi ka na lang ganyan! sige, tatanungin kita! who is our national hero? juan: gat jose rizal, mam. titser: tsamba lng yan! juan: eh mam, kilala nyo ba si petra? titser: hinde. bakit? juan: kitam!! turo kyo ng turo pero kabit lng ng asawa nyo di nyo pa alam!!
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Text Message 6691: Because you made them happy

Don’t count the things you think you’ve done for people. instead count the number of times you felt better because you made them happy… =) a happy day!
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Text Message 6690: The one thing all famous people have in common

The one thing all famous and celebrated people in any field have in common is that they all began their journeys when they were none of these things. yet still, they began their journeys. wishing you a trailblazing and adventurous journey! 😉
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Text Message 6689: RULER nalang ang talagang straight

Paalala sa mga babae at la2keng naghahanap ng mamahalin.. sa panahon ngayon, ruler nlang ang talagang straight.
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Text Message 6688: Mister na hindi kumikibo

Mare1: 25 years na kaming kasal ng mister ko dahil kung sya ang nagkakamali hindi na lang sya kumikibo. mare2: e, pano kung ikaw ang mali? mare1: ah, hindi pa nangyari yun noh!
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Text Message 6686: Thanks, I like myself too

Wen a pers0n telz u .. “i like y0u!” itz g0od to answer with, “thanks, i like myself t0o.”hehehe! 😀
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Text Message 6685: Chocolate ka ba?

Boy: chocolate ka ba? girl: ahihihi!!! banat ba yan? boy: hindi! negra ka kasi!
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Text Message 6684: It makes no diffence how long it was dark

It is a mistake for anyone to think he has lived too long in his old, unsatisfactory ways to make the great change. if you switch on the light in the dark room, it makes no diffence how long it was dark because the light will still shine. be teachable… have a great day!
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Text Message 6683: I forgot to live

A worthy path “1st i was dying 2 finish hi- school & start college. & den i was dying 2 finish college & start workng. & den i was dying 2 marry & hv twins. & den i was dying 4 my children 2 grow older &finish schools. & den i was dying 2 retire. […]
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Text Message 6682: It’s about where you will be tomorrow

Every king was once a crying baby & every great building was once a drawing. it’s not about where you are today but it’s about where you will be tomorrow. have a beautiful day! 🙂
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Text Message 6681: Iabot ang gamot sa cabinet

Pag inutusan ka ng nanay mo: “anak, abot mo nga ung gamot ko sa cabinet.” kanino mo iaabot ung gamot… sa nanay mo o sa cabinet? 🙁 uuyy nagisip hehe
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Text Message 6679: What can I get for a rib?

God creates adam, and soon adam is complaining that he’s all alone in the garden of eden. so god says, “ok, i’ll make you a companion, a beautiful creature who’ll cook and clean for you. it will be able to converse intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue.” adam says, “that sounds […]
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Text Message 6678: Give yourself a perfect day

Give yourself a perfect day. do what makes you happiest. look upon what gives you joy. speak to those who warm your heart. listen to that which lifts your spirit. surround yourself with sights and sounds and people who give you pleasure. for all the happiness you give to others… give yourself a perfect day. […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes