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Text Message 12400: If someone is treating you wrong

If someone is treating you wrong, they are exhibiting their own weaknesses and shortcomings. their behavior reflects on them, not you, so don’t let them get you down. have a cool day!
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Text Message 12398: God allows you to get married once

You cheat god thousands of times but god is so kind that he does not punish you each time. . . . . . . . instead, he just allows you to get married once. 😀
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Text Message 12397: How we use Google Earth

Fact of the day! google earth gives us the opportunity to go and see every part of the world. . . . and what do we do? . . . we end up looking at our own house.
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Text Message 12396: A Friend is Like A Good Bra

A friend is like a good bra… hard to find supportive comfortable always lifts you up makes you look better always close to your heart!
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Text Message 12395: Exercise is important

The older we get, the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine to maintain cardiovascular health and muscle mass. if you’re over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become proficient and build stamima. warning: it might bee too strenous for some… […]
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Text Message 12394: If you dont look like Calvin Klein models

Women to men… guys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, please don’t expect us to look like victoria’s secret angels!
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Text Message 12393: A woman without curves

A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets.. you don’t know where to put your hands! 😛 wahahaha
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Text Message 12391: Isang hila lang nya sa sinturon

Usapan ng dalawang bata.. james: ang galing mag magic ng tatay ko! josh: paano mo nasabi? james: kasi isang hila pa lang nya sa sinturon.. nagiging panyo na! josh: mas magaling ang papa ko! james: bakit naman? josh: kasi, isang hila pa lang nya sa sinturon nya.. nawawala na ako.
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Text Message 12390: Vice Ganda, sa gasoline station

Sa gasoline station. vice ganda: pa gas nga isang litro.. gas boy: isang litro sir? vice: hinde, isang sachet ng gas.. gb: gas ba? vice: hinde, ihi mo! gb: pa gas sir? vice: oo nga! gb: tong sasakyan nyo sir? vice: hinde, ang kalesa.. gb: gagasan ko po sir? vice: hinde, icricrimate kita..
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Text Message 12389: The best way to an everlasting relationship

“if you love someone, you have to give the best. do the right thing. but the best way to an everlasting relationship comes from three words. do not lie.” — liers go to hell. aft. 🙂
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Text Message 12388: Kung ayaw mong maakit

Sabi nila… “walang maakit kung walang nang aakit.” sabi ko naman… “kung ayaw mong maakit… mata mo’y ipikit.”
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Text Message 12387: Nagpalitrato nang hubo’t hubad

Toto: dok, worried ako sa asawa ko sa kanyang pagiisip. nagpalitrato sya kahapon nang hubo’t hubad. dok: baka naman mahilig lang sya sa artistic expression. para saan ung litrato? toto: sa driver’s license nya, dok.
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Text Message 12386: Umuwi ka dito at maglaba ka

Brando: lumabas ang matapang! ano? ako ang siga sa lugar na ito.. cno ang matapang at lumabas ka.. berta: (mrs ni brando) hoy, umuwi ka dito at maglaba ka baka gusto mong paduguin ko ulit nguso mo..? brando: ah, eh mahal, saglit lang bbili lng po ako ng sabon..

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes