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Text Message 6540: Stole a can of peas

80 yr old woman arrested for stealing a can of peaches cuz she was hungry. judge: how many peaches wer in d can? w: 6 j: then i wil giv one day for each peach, so 6 days in jail. woman’s husband spoke up suddenly “she also stole a can of peas”!

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Text Message 6539: Something so tender within your eyes

There is something so tender within your eyes that i find it impossible to look away.. and all that i know in the core of my heart is that here so surely i want to stay…

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Text Message 6538: As the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain

“when you part from your friend, you grieve not: for that which you love most in her is clearer in her absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain.” ~ khalil gibran a great day, friend!

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Text Message 6537: Do not believe in failure

“i do not believe in failure. it is not failure if you enjoyed the process.” – oprah winfrey have a wonderful day!

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Text Message 6536: Another day is knocking at your door

Anothr “day” is knockng at ur door… 2 contnue 1 mor page 0f ur lfe. may ds new m0rning brng u mor strength, graces & blesngs.. gud m0rning!

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Text Message 6535: Judge them by their heart

“when you meet someone, you judge them by their clothes.. when you leave them, you judge them by their heart.” – russian proverb may god touch your life with kind hearts reaching out to you.

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Text Message 6534: Adam & Eve were Pinoys

Theologians believe adam- eve were pinoys. why? .. because they had no house, no job, nothing decent to wear, no rice, and still thought they lived in paradise!

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Text Message 6533: Package deal and First Lady

Q: why did noynoy have to pray for discernment even after mar withdrew from the presidential derby? a: because in their meetings, mar said package deal ang first lady. 😛

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Text Message 6532: Remain single for Joshua

A sister’s advice: a woman named kris told her kuya remain single please for joshua ping lacson protested: “shalani’s educated and she never had chlamydia!”:-)

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Text Message 6530: I was meant to know you, that’s SEREPENDITY

Life is not a series of meaningless accidents.. when things are bound to happen, they surely will. you are not an accident, i was meant to know you. that’s serependity! 🙂

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Text Message 6528: Life is made wonderful by friends

What makes life wonderful? friends 2 share d great moments n life. friends 2 take d blues away. friends that make u feel they care & god bless u!:-)

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Text Message 6540: Stole a can of peas

Text Message 6539: Something so tender within your eyes

Text Message 6538: As the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain

Text Message 6537: Do not believe in failure

Text Message 6536: Another day is knocking at your door

Text Message 6535: Judge them by their heart

Text Message 6534: Adam & Eve were Pinoys

Text Message 6533: Package deal and First Lady

Text Message 6532: Remain single for Joshua

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Text Message 6530: I was meant to know you, that’s SEREPENDITY

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Text Message 6528: Life is made wonderful by friends