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Text Message 6497: Tagalog ang whisper

Sa wowowee.. willie: kung ang ‘sigaw’ ay ‘shout’ sa ingles, ano naman sa tagalog ang ‘whisper?’ contestant: napkin po. 😀

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Text Message 6496: Don’t sleep too much

5 positive thoughts: 1. don’t sleep too much.. enjoy being alive&productive. there’s plenty of time to be dead & definitely sleep forever. 2. sometimes, nobody really cares if you are miserable so, you might as well be happy. 3. if you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem- it’s reality. 4. happiness is like perfume; […]

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Text Message 6495: You have to swim a little… deeper

When you want something, sometimes, you have to swim a little… deeper… you can’t just give up just because things don’t come easy… you have to overcome the obstacles and face your fears… but in the end, it’s all worthwhile!!! have a pleasant day! 🙂

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Text Message 6494: Enjoy life and stay happy

:-)work like you don’t need the money. love like you’ve never been hurt. dance like nobody is watching. sing like nobody is listening. live like it is heaven on earth. enjoy life and stay happy! good morning!b-)

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Text Message 6492: Bawal ang mga manok na tumilaok

Gma news: “mahigpit ng ipinagbabawal ang mga manok na tumilaok kapag bumibisita sa probinsya si gma. ito’y dahil tumitilaok sila ng koo koorakot! koo koorakot!”

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Text Message 6491: FIL-AM cannot be a U.S. President

Why a fil-am cannot be a u.s. president: 1.whitehouse is not big enuf for inlaws & relatives. 2.der r too many dining rms to put d picture of d last supper. 3.secret service agents wn’t respond to psst..psst. 4.state dinrs do not allow take-home. finally…airforce1 does not allow ovrweight balikbayan boxes!

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Text Message 6487: You’re a one-of-a-kind gift

You’re a one-of-a-kind gift to this space and time. you’re the only one in the universe exactly like you! i want you to take care of that rare and remarkable soul. you deserve it! have a wonderful day!:-)

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Text Message 6486: Faults are no excuse

Individual faults and frailties are no excuse to give in – and no exemption from the common obligation to give of ourselves. let’s keep on keepin’ on! 😉 good morning!

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Text Message 6485: Who means the most to us

When we ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who… have chosen to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. the friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can […]

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Text Message 6484: I don’t take bribes

Stanley ho: ma’m, i’m giving you a ferrari. pgma: i don’t take bribes. stanley ho: i will then sell it to you for p200. pgma: in that case, i will buy two!

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Text Message 6497: Tagalog ang whisper

Text Message 6496: Don’t sleep too much

Text Message 6495: You have to swim a little… deeper

Text Message 6494: Enjoy life and stay happy

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Text Message 6492: Bawal ang mga manok na tumilaok

Text Message 6491: FIL-AM cannot be a U.S. President

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Text Message 6487: You’re a one-of-a-kind gift

Text Message 6486: Faults are no excuse

Text Message 6485: Who means the most to us

Text Message 6484: I don’t take bribes

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