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Text Message 12370: Bang! Facebook!

A boy goes to school… he entered the classroom and his friend throws a ball of paper at him, hits his head & shouts .. “whoo! headshot!” so, he turned around, picked up a book & smacked his friend in the face & shouted .. “bang! facebook!”
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Text Message 12369: The stock market did an incredible turnaround

Man1: the stock market did an incredible turnaround yesterday. man2: really? man1: yep. a chinese broker who jumped out of the window of his 20/f office saw a computer monitor on the 11/f did a u-turn
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Text Message 12368: Reply asap!

把你的心情况且说出现在你的心情况且说话筒的的的人类型我忙得很的人民族文化部 reply asap! hahaha
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Text Message 12367: Busy finding the Pot of Gold

Sometimes people are so busy trying to find the “pot of gold” at the end of the rainbow… they forget to notice the silver linings within the clouds…” 😀 good morning!
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Text Message 12366: Can you afford fries with that?

The u. s. economy is so bad, if you go to a mcdo joint now, a crew member is most likely to ask you, “can you afford fries with that?”
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Text Message 12365: Using Vodka for cleaning

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house. it worked! the more vodka i drank, the cleaner the house looked.
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Text Message 12364: Art of Adjusting with Thorns

… if we desire to bloom like a rose in the garden.. then we must learn the “art of adjusting with thorns”… difficulties will make you shine.. have a great week ahead!
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Text Message 12363: Life filled with lots of strikeouts

You may feel like your life is filled with lots of strikeouts. but what would the home runs look like for you? that’s a vision of what you can be.. and what god can begin showing you when you begin to focus on what he has, what he can do, instead of all the limits […]
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Text Message 12362: Cheese bread ba ito?

Customer: cheese bread ba ito? ba’t walang cheese sa loob? saleslady: pareho din po yan sa spanish bread. wala ring kastila sa loob.
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Text Message 12361: BF, na wrong send

Bf nawr0ng send.. bf: hi nkta kta kahapon ang ganda mo talaga, pwede ba kita ligawan, may bf ka na ba? wrong move: dideadmahin mo nalang at kunwari di xa nawr0ng send, right move: replayan mo ng ganito.. gf: hi thank you maganda pala aq.. wala akong bf eh, magbbreak n kc kami mamaya.. manloloko […]
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Text Message 12360: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you

At a haunted house, girl looks at boy.. girl: i’m scared, let’s go back. boy: don’t worry, i’ll protect you. -boy walks into a spider’s web- boy: ai!! omg!! kolorkei havei ng bongga ang sapotlalu ni spidey!:-d
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Text Message 12359: Everytime you hear a baby cry

“everytime you hear a baby cry…” you also cry, kasi tiyak sa iyo na naman ibibintang! happy father’s day! hahaha..
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Text Message 12358: San yung papuntang ospital?

Juan: boss, san yung papuntang ospital? vice ganda: tumayo ka lang sa gitna ng highway, mamaya nasa ospital ka na!
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Text Message 12357: Diabetes, sugar daddy

Pare 1: pre, anong sakit mo? pare 2: diabetes, pre. pare 1: acquired mo yan? pare 2: hindi, namana ko lang etong sakit na eto sa papa ko. pare 1: bakit, diabetic din sya? pare 2: hindi.. sugar daddy! hehehe..
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Text Message 12356: Bigyan mo ako ng PIN

Sa banko: dionisia(w/ hermes bag): day, bigyan mo ako ng pin mag widro ako. teller: mam, kayo po dapat may pin at kayo lang dapat ang nakakaalam. dionisia: forgit ko eh! teller: sori maam, di ko kayo matulungan! dionisia: hay naku, anung banko ito, walang pin! day, kahit lapis na lang.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes