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Text Message 12355: Just because we forgive someone

“just because we forgive someone, doesn’t mean we want them back. we’re forgiving,letting go and moving on to something bigger and better.”
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Text Message 12354: Trust is like a piece of paper

“trust is like a piece of paper, once you crinkle it up and unfold it again, it will never be the same. so be trustworthy and never break others trust.” — have a great day. e&
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Text Message 12353: Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Was it a car or a cat i saw? wasitacaroracatisaw >> this is the only english sentence that has exactly the same words even if you read it backwards. o, binasa mo pa ulit, ano?… hehehe!
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Text Message 12352: Hindi ka sa kanya nagmana

Baby1: ang ganda naman pala ng mommy mo, siguro sa kanya ka nagmana. baby2: ikaw din ang ganda din pala ng mommy mo, siguro hindi ka sa kanya nagmana.
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Text Message 12351: Ingat sa CCTV camera

Mr: hon, shopping lang ako sandali. anong gusto mong pasalubong? mrs: yong blackberry na celfon. pero ingat ka lang, hon, sa … cctv camera, ok?
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Text Message 12350: Inday, yung isda masusunog na

Amo: (sigaw galing sa kusina) inday, nasa computer ka na naman! yung isda masusunog na. inday: do you mind flipping it over? i’ll be right there!
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Text Message 12349: Things Only Women Understand

Things only women understand… 1. the need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 2. fat clothes 3. the difference between beige, off-white and egg shell 4. cutting your bangs to make them grow. 5. eyelash curlers 6. the inaccuracy of every weighing scale 7. other women
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Text Message 12348: Silence is often the loudest cry

Silence is often the loudest cry. sometimes what a person needs most is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. good morning to a kind-hearted person!
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Text Message 12347: How to get the attention of men

How does a woman attract the attention of men without taking off her clothes, without being hot and without being a whore? simple… she takes out her psp!
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Text Message 12346: Who’s the liar now?

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look at them in the eye and say, easter bunny! santa claus! tooth fairy! who’s the liar now?
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Text Message 12344: After ordering a milkshake

After ordering a milkshake, a man got up to make a phone call. since he didn’t one anyone to touch his drink, he wrote on a napkin, “the world’s strongest weightlifter,” and left it under the glass. when he returned, the glass was empty and a note that said, “thanks for the treat!” it was […]
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Text Message 12342: To respect people

“to respect people who are higher than u, it’s ordinary. to respect people who are lower than u, it’s extra ordinary.” good morning:)
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Text Message 12341: Actors, senators, judges

Trend of the times: actors become senators; senators become judges; then, judges become actors. more fun talaga sa pinas, di ba?

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes