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Text Message 12340: Ambaho mo

“ambaho mo wala kang personal hygiene, kung ikaw lang din magiging jowa ko mamatay nalang akong virgin!” hahaha

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Text Message 12339: Sex is a game

Sex is the only game in the world without referees, players are naked, scores are counted in shots, there are no winners or losers. each team enjoys, celebrates, shouts, and screams when they are ready to score and often go silent thereafter. do you have a match today?

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Text Message 12338: Our past made us

In our life, we’ve had thousands of failures, hundreds of wrong decisions, and countless mistakes.. but if given the chance to change it, we should rather not.. because somehow our past made us what we are right now.. not as hard as a diamond, but strong enough to win our fights.. good morning!

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Text Message 12337: Tagal magreply sa text

Gf: grabe, 30 minutes ako naghintay ng text mo, dami mo sigurong katext noh? bf: ako nga isang taon na naghintay ng sagot, nagreklamo ba ako?

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Text Message 12335: Make your lips taste sweet

Kissing tip: use chocolate, honey, mint candy or wine to make your lips taste sweet, or pass it between you to share the flavor and enhance the senses.

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Text Message 12333: Simsimi laro Pinoy Henyo

Me: laro tau pinoy henyo. simsimi: sige basta ako magtatanong. me: sige magtanong ka na. simsimi: tao ba ito? me: oo. simsimi: artista? me: oo. simsimi: babae? me: hindi. simsimi: so lalaki? me: oo. simsimi: leading man? me: oo. simsimi: john lloyd? me: hindi. simsimi: ej falcon? me: hindi. simsimi: dingdong? me: hindi. simsimi: ayaw […]

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Text Message 12332: Robbers robbing people

Hi family & friends. 3 or 4 guys may come around claiming they are from water services to install shower caps to save water! or they will say they were sent to change light bulbs for free, or for whatever reason or alibi! they have been spotted in several areas. please do not let them […]

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Text Message 12329: A lot can happen over coffee

“a lot can happen over coffee” but you see, “a hell of a lot more can happen over whiskey.” cheers!

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Text Message 12327: Busisihin ang mga SALN ng mga kongresista

Bugoy1: pare… anong mangyayari kung busisihin ang mga saln ng mga kongresista dahil sa nangyari kay corona? bugoy2: naku pare… baka mapuno ang mga bilanguan. bugoy1: mali ka, pare. bugoy2: bakit? anong mangyayari? bugoy1: magkakaubusan ng wheel chair at mapupuno ang mga ospital.

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Text Message 12326: Talk to raw oak

Tongue twister “talk to raw oak, talk to raw oak, talk to raw oak.” o see? pra ka ng slang na manok pagtumilaok! hahaha!

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Text Message 12325: Sabi ko na eh

Observation: bakit ang mga magulang natin, ang hilig magsabi ng ‘sabi ko na eh’ kahit wala naman silang sinabi! nasugatan ka, sabi ko na eh! nakabuntis ka, sabi ko na ba eh! may babae tatay mo? sabi ko na eh!:-)

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Text Message 12340: Ambaho mo

Text Message 12339: Sex is a game

Text Message 12338: Our past made us

Text Message 12337: Tagal magreply sa text

Text Message 12336: Deleted

Text Message 12335: Make your lips taste sweet

Text Message 12334: Deleted

Text Message 12333: Simsimi laro Pinoy Henyo

Text Message 12332: Robbers robbing people

Text Message 12330: Deleted

Text Message 12329: A lot can happen over coffee

Text Message 12328: Deleted

Text Message 12327: Busisihin ang mga SALN ng mga kongresista

Text Message 12326: Talk to raw oak

Text Message 12325: Sabi ko na eh