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Text Message 12309: The King and the Queen

Chess says everything about men and women.. the king has to take one step at a time, while the queen can do what whatever she feels like.

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Text Message 12308: When life brings big winds of change

When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over… close your eyes, hang on tight, and believe. remember, that you are the only one giving your fear a leg to stand on!

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Text Message 12307: In the middle of flirting stuff, falling in love happens

“don’t ever flirt with someone whom you don’t want to be with, because in the middle of flirting stuff, falling in love happens.”

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Text Message 12306: Sa wakas, wala nang Corona si Gloria

English professor: mr lapid, pls translate in pilipino the sentence: “at long last, there is no more crowning glory.” lito lapid: sir… “sa wakas, wala nang corona si gloria.”

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Text Message 12305: I haven’t planned my pee schedule

Student: can i go to the comfort room, ma’am? teacher: you should’ve gone during the recess. student: i’m sorry, but i haven’t planned my pee schedule.

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Text Message 12304: Anong cellphone mo?

Lau: tol, anong cellphone mo? mat: apple, ‘tol. ikaw? lau: blackberry. mat: ikaw, dan? dan: cherry lang. lau: ikaw ba, fil, ano? fil: (sa isip-isip puro prutas ang brand name ng mga cell) ano… eh… kuwan… rambutan!

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Text Message 12303: I do promise I have the biggest heart

I don’t have the prettiest face for you to look at or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but i do promise i have the biggest heart to love you with.:-*

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Text Message 12302: Kahit anong gusto mo gagawin ko

May isang babae lumapit sakin sa bar. kumindat sya at sabi nya “pagbinili mo ako ng drink, kahit anong gusto mo gagawin ko” sabay kagat sa labi. sabi ko “kahit ano?” sabi nya, “oo” at kumindat ulit. kaya binilhan ko agad sya ng drink, tapos pinalinis ko kotse ko.

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Text Message 12301: Top 4 wishes

Top four wishes: 1. to earn money w/o working 2. to be smart w/o studying 3. to love w/o being hurt 4. to eat w/o getting fat wish mo din ba ang ganyan???

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Text Message 12300: Kabayo, Vice Ganda

Bata tinu2ruan ng kanyang nanay bumasa: bata: ta-o = tao bi-be = bibe ba-ba-e = babae ta-la-ba = talaba ka-ba-yo = vice ganda

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Text Message 12299: If you don’t see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party. his wife yelled, “how would u feel if u don’t see me for 2 days?” the man couldn’t believe his luck, “that would be great!” he happily said. monday passed & he didn’t see her. tuesday & wednesday passed too.. on thursday, his swelling subsided […]

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Text Message 12309: The King and the Queen

Text Message 12308: When life brings big winds of change

Text Message 12307: In the middle of flirting stuff, falling in love happens

Text Message 12306: Sa wakas, wala nang Corona si Gloria

Text Message 12305: I haven’t planned my pee schedule

Text Message 12304: Anong cellphone mo?

Text Message 12303: I do promise I have the biggest heart

Text Message 12302: Kahit anong gusto mo gagawin ko

Text Message 12301: Top 4 wishes

Text Message 12300: Kabayo, Vice Ganda

Text Message 12299: If you don’t see me for 2 days?

Text Message 12298: How big is God?

Text Message 12297: Kahit suko ka na dahil nasasaktan ka na

Text Message 12296: Makes other beautiful girls jealous of his girl

Text Message 12295: Naglalagay ng picture ng asawa sa desk