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Text Message 12294: Concentrate on your job

A naked lady boarded a taxi. cabbie looks at her from top to bottom. lady – haven’t you ever seen a naked woman? driver – no, i’m just wondering where you kept the money to pay me.. moral lesson: concentrate on your job no matter what happens.. be professional.. 😛

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Text Message 12293: Life is like a ferris wheel

Life is like a ferris wheel. one minute you’re on top, the next you’re at the bottom. just stay in your seat, enjoy the ride, and hang on until you reach the top again.;-) have a great day!

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Text Message 12292: Breaking a woman’s heart

Breaking a woman’s heart is deeper than people realize. it destroys her outlook on love, her future relationships, and her peace within herself. don’t let her fall for you, if you don’t plan on catching her.

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Text Message 12291: Deleted

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Text Message 12290: Absence makes the heart…

Old generation said, “absence makes heart grow fonder” but in modern generation “absence makes the heart look for another.”:-p

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Text Message 12289: 10 Ways of Being a True Friend

10 ways of being a true friend: 1. be there when he/she needs you. 2. don’t abuse his/her generosity. 3. keep in touch & respond quickly. 4. don’t spread bad news about him/her. 5. be happy for his/her success. 6. respect his/her privacy. 7. be a good listener. 8. give advice only when needed. 9.always […]

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Text Message 12288: We can never judge the lives of others

We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. it’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path. have a cool day!

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Text Message 12287: Looking for the one worth waking up to

A guy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. a real man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.

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Text Message 12286: Push, ayan na, lalabas na

Boy: push, ayan na, lalabas na, kaunti pa… push.. kita ko na, ang cute cute… sige pa.. push.. . . girl: bastos! umalis ka dyan, pagdumudumi ako!

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Text Message 12285: The Opportunist

Dear optimist, pessimist and realist.. while you guys were arguing about the glass of water being half full or half empty. i drank it! the opportunist:-)

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Text Message 12284: Mga kasabihan sa impeachment

Mga kasabihan (daw) sa impeachment: pagka-haba-haba man ng prosekusyon sa ambulansya pa rin ang tuloy! ang taong hindi lumingon sa pinang-galingan, walk out ang nasa isipan! ang taong nagigipit, sa wheelchair kumakapit! kung ano ang gawain ng amo sya rin ang gawain ng disipulo!

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Text Message 12283: 2 Difficult Things to Achieve

2 difficult things to achieve: 1.) to plant your ideas in someone else’s head. 2.) to put someone else’s money in your pocket. the one who succeeds in no.1 is called a teacher, and in no.2 is called a businessman. the one who succeeds in both is called a wife. the one who fails in […]

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Text Message 12294: Concentrate on your job

Text Message 12293: Life is like a ferris wheel

Text Message 12292: Breaking a woman’s heart

Text Message 12291: Deleted

Text Message 12290: Absence makes the heart…

Text Message 12289: 10 Ways of Being a True Friend

Text Message 12288: We can never judge the lives of others

Text Message 12287: Looking for the one worth waking up to

Text Message 12286: Push, ayan na, lalabas na

Text Message 12285: The Opportunist

Text Message 12284: Mga kasabihan sa impeachment

Text Message 12283: 2 Difficult Things to Achieve

Text Message 12282: Start kissing your partner

Text Message 12281: Deleted

Text Message 12280: I’m not clumsy