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Text Message 12219: Mga babaeng jackpot sa mga walang kapintasang Mister

Sa mga kapwa ko mabait, pogi, masipag, maunawain at halos walang kapintasang mister, pakibati ang mga swerteng babae na nka jackpot sa atin ng “happy & blessed mother’s day!
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Text Message 12218: Pinoy mountaineers sa tuktok ng Mt. Everest

Dalawang pinoy mountaineers sa tuktok ng mt. everest. m1: pare, hindi biro ang pagakyat natin dito… dugo at pawis ang puhunan natin para lang makarating dito sa tuktok at maitanim ang philippine flag… akin na, pare, para mailagay ko na… m2: huh? akala ko ikaw may dala?
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Text Message 12217: Lahat ba ay naging boyfriend o asawa mo na?

“huwag mong sabihing lahat ng lalaki ay manloloko. bakit lahat ba ay naging boyfriend o asawa mo na?!?”
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Text Message 12216: We run the day or the day runs us

There is no definition of good day or bad day… it all depends on us and our thoughts that either we run the day or the day runs us. may god guide ourthoughts. and may we always end d day w/ happy & thankful hearts. gud morning. god bless u! 🙂
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Text Message 12215: Bakit microwave yang pinapanood mo?

Madaling araw na umuwi si mister. para di mapagalitan ni misis kunwari nanonood ng tv.. misis: hoy, ngayon ka lang umuwi no? mister: kanina pa. nanood lang ng tv. misis: lasing ka e? mister: hindi ah. misis: e bakit microwave yang pinapanood mo?
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Text Message 12213: Hiding from your history

Hiding from your history only shackles you to it. we can’t undo a single thing we have ever done, but we can make decisions today that propel us to the life we want and towards the healing we need. live. love. laugh.
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Text Message 12212: Real success in life

Real success in life does not mean accumulating wealth. money does not make happiness. bliss is about being satisfied with what you have achieved with effort.
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Text Message 12211: Why foreplay is so important

Go down a waterslide while it isn’t wet.. . . . . . . . . and then you will understand why foreplay is so important!
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Text Message 12210: God allows us to cry for tears

Sometimes god allows us to cry for tears to clear our eyes so we can clearly see the good things ahead. god bless us!
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Text Message 12209: If you could only glance into the future

…if you could only glance into the future and see what god has planned for you, it would give you a smile that no one could wipe off.. trust god! he prepared the best for you!
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Text Message 12208: Hinamon ko ng kurutan

Pare1: pare napaaway ka daw kagabi. pare2: oo, may lumapit ba naman sakin at sabi mukhang bading daw ako. pare1: ano ang ginawa mo? pare2: hinamon ko agad sya ng kurutan!
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Text Message 12206: Maging ‘real boy’

Ang gusto ko lang ay maging ‘real boy’ ~ pinocchio ako rin! apir, pareho tayo! ~ justin bieber yay! tatlo na tayo! – aiza seguerra
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Text Message 12205: Isumbong kay Raymart

Kung may problema ka o may nag haharas sayo pati pulis mayor etc may alam ako efective pedeng gawin isumbong mo kay raymart hehehehe

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes