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Text Message 12189: Shouting F1 instead of help

Height of technical overdose.. a computer software engineer was falling from the roof of a building. he shouted f1, f1, f1, instead of help, help, help.

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Text Message 12188: Life is like a toilet paper

Life is like a toilet paper.. you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole!

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Text Message 12185: May ipis kanina sa lomi mo

Sa chowking.. jr- hon, may ssbihin ako s’yo. gf- ndi magandang magsalita habang kumakain. mamaya na lang. (pgktapos kumain) gf- ngayun ano ssbihin mo? jr- may ipis kanina sa lomi mo!

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Text Message 12184: Forgiving, an act of releasing the pain

Forgiving does not mean giving people the license to do the same mistakes and hurt you over and over again. it is an act of releasing the pain they have caused and remembering never to let them take away your peace again. have a peaceful weekend!

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Text Message 12183: A hole can change your goal

A man was stranded on an island. he cut a tree and decided to make a boat. suddenly, he saw a girl and he used the tree for making a bed. moral: a hole can change your goal.

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Text Message 12181: Being too nice is dangerous

..sometimes being too nice is dangerous, you have to show your mean side once in a while to avoid getting hurt!

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Text Message 12180: When someone trusts you blindly

A small thought with huge meaning… “when someone trusts you blindly… please never prove that they are blind!” it’s a beautiful day!

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Text Message 12179: If he does not increase my salary

Boss: you cannot blackmail me like this? employee1: why is he crying like that? employee2: nothing… i just told him that if he does not increase my salary, i will tell everyone in the office that he has increased my salary…

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Text Message 12178: Karatula sa jeep

Naguluhan ako bigla kung san ako pupuwesto sa dyip. ang karatula kasi ni mamang driver ay ganito: “ang maganda sa kanan. ang cute sa kaliwa. ang sexy sa harap. ang pangit walang upuan.. kaya kung pwede sumabit nalang.”

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Text Message 12175: Cleanse yourself with laughter and tears

Cleanse yourself with laughter and tears. let tears take out all the agony that is hidden inside you and let laughter ignite your contagious joy. have a happy day!

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Text Message 12189: Shouting F1 instead of help

Text Message 12188: Life is like a toilet paper

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Text Message 12185: May ipis kanina sa lomi mo

Text Message 12184: Forgiving, an act of releasing the pain

Text Message 12183: A hole can change your goal

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Text Message 12181: Being too nice is dangerous

Text Message 12180: When someone trusts you blindly

Text Message 12179: If he does not increase my salary

Text Message 12178: Karatula sa jeep

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Text Message 12175: Cleanse yourself with laughter and tears