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Text Message 12174: Let go of all the pointless drama

There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. after all, life is too short to be anything but […]

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Text Message 12173: The one who falls and gets up

When life puts you in a tough situation, just remember: the one who falls and gets up is stronger than the one who never fell. celebrate life!;-)

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Text Message 12172: Update my facebook status to “died”

Guard to death row prisoner before execution: guard: any last wish? prisoner: yes, i would like to update my facebook status to “died”.

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Text Message 12171: Life insurance agents

3 life insurance agents from different countries chatting. hindu: when a man dies, we process the claim & deliver the check w/in 24 hours. chinese: when a man dies, we deliver the check the same evening. american: that’s nothing! our office is on the 20/f of the chrysler building. a man working on the 50/f […]

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Text Message 12169: Instead of judging people

Instead of judging people by their past.. why not stand by them and help them develop a brighter future? shalom!

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Text Message 12168: Do not leave your wife in crowded areas

Notice in a church: do not leave your wife in crowded areas.. if they get lost, you may erroneously think that your prayers have been answered!

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Text Message 12167: Friends are flowers

Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.. they are the seed of trust, nurtured with laughter and tears, grown by loyalty and openness which eventually blossomed into love!

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Text Message 12166: Small minds can’t comprehend big spirits

Small minds can’t comprehend big spirits. to be great, you have to be willing to be mocked, hated and misunderstood. stay strong!

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Text Message 12165: Kamustasa Madam? Keri ka lang ba?

Kng kaw ang tcher, anong ggwin mo kung mktanggap ka ng excuse letter mula sa 1ng nanay ng ganito? dear teacheret, kmustasa madam? keri ka lng ba? bet kong italak sayez na wit makakajosok sa skulembang c junakis ngaunez. rarampa si atashi now at bet kong kajoin force si bebemon. ispluk ni junakisna may periodical […]

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Text Message 12164: In prison you get three meals a day

In prison you get three meals a day.. at work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

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Text Message 12163: Ipakain ang mga gulay sa baka

Pinakamadaling paraan ng vegetable diet: 1. ipakain ang mga gulay sa baka. 2. kainin ang baka. 😛

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Text Message 12162: When people hurt you over and over

When people hurt you over and over, think of them as sandpaper. they scratch and hurt you, but in the end you are polished and they are all used up.;-) have a cool day!

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Text Message 12161: To have a life like yours

While you’re hating your life just because you can’t get what you want.. remember that someone is praying to have a life like yours. be happy. enjoy your weekend!

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Text Message 12160: That’s why it’s called a relationship

Two people are in a relationship for a reason; not to give up on each other so easily, no matter how tough the situations might be, you certainly try your best to work through it and not give up on them. that’s why it’s called a relationship, and it’s between you and your significant other, […]

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