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Text Message 12114: Definitely worth waiting for

The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it.. because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for. magandang araw!
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Text Message 12113: What does IDK, LY and TTYL mean

A mother texted her son, “what does idk, ly & ttyl mean?” son replied: “i don’t know, love you, talk to you later.” the mother said, “ok, i’ll ask your sister.”
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Text Message 12112: Bawasan nateng ang mga single

Marami ng single . . sa panahong ito.. . . para mabawasan sila.. . . gusto mo.. . . tayo na?!? 😉 nyahahaha…..
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Text Message 12111: Women are Iphones, men are Blackberries

Women are like iphones, you have to touch all over before they respond. men are like blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
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Text Message 12110: Ang tunay na kagandahan

Girlfriend: hon sinabihan ako nga mga lalaki na maganda ako.. boyfriend: ay naku wag ka maniniwala sa kanila, niloloko ka lang ng mga yun.. dahil ang tunay na kagandahan eh sa akin lang nila makikita.. ambisyosa!
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Text Message 12109: Monsters are real

Monsters are real, ghosts are real too.. they live inside us and sometimes they win. magingat tayo! magandang umaga!
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Text Message 12108: If you want to identify tartans

Scottish-americans will tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it easy.. you just look under the kilt, and if it’s a quarter-pounder, it’s a mcdonald’s.
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Text Message 12107: Believe in flying saucers

When a married couple get into an argument, the husband begin to believe in flying saucers… and plates, pots, mugs… hahaha
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Text Message 12106: Wish of a dying Hindu drunkard

God to a dying hindu drunkard.. “what’s your last wish?” hindu: “in my next birth i don’t mind have a single tooth but please give me 32 livers..”
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Text Message 12104: If you are at peace

If you are depressed you are living in the past . if you are anxious , you are living in the future . if you are at peace , you are living in the present . ~ lao tzu ~
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Text Message 12103: Dati uso ang one big happy family

Dati uso ang 1 big happy family.. pero ngayon.. single dad single mom ayos na magkaroon ng anak pag wala naman kwenta ang kapartner both side.
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Text Message 12102: Pag sinabing move-on

Pag sinabing move-on, hindi ibig sabihin na kakalimutan mo na lahat lahat. ito yung kahit na’aalala mo pa rin, hindi ka na nsasaktan. :)) txtb?56
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Text Message 12101: Tunay na love parang Emperador Lights

Ang pagmamahal hindi yan prang gsm blue, masarap makihalo. prang tanduay ice yan, bawal i’share. kc nga hindi yan prang the bar na always open para saiba. pro tandaan mu prin na ang tunay na love prang, emperador lights, habang tumatagal lalong sumasarap. tama ! .. good morning 🙂
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Text Message 12100: Pinasok ng ama sa sako ang bata

May isang bata na sobrang kulit, kahit anong gawin ng ama, ayaw tumino.. sa sobrang galit ng ama, pinasok nya sa sako ang bata at binitin.. bata: tay! ama: (naawa sa ginawa) ano?! bata: taaaayy!! ama: ano?! magbabago ka na ba?! bata: taaayy!! ama: (lumapit sa sakong nakabitin) ano?! magbabago ka na?! bata: paki-swing naman! […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes