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Text Message 12069: Filipino time eh

Sabi nila magugunaw daw ang mundo sa 12 december 2012, pero ang huling magugunaw ang pinas.. bakit kamo? filipino time eh!
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Text Message 12068: Si Pedro at si Kamatayan

Kamatayan: pedro kukunin na kita. pedro: wag na po muna ngaun, marami pa akong gagawin. k: di pwede un, ikaw ang 1st sa listahan ng kamatayan. p: cge po, tatapusin ko muna to, pagtimpla muna kita ng kape. (nilagyan ng pampatulog ni pedro ang kape. nang makatulog si kamatayan, binura ni pedro ang name nya […]
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Text Message 12067: Ang sweet po ng boses mo mam

Guro: bakit ka natutulog sa gitna ng klase? student: ang sweet po ng boses mo mam kaya nakakatulog ako. guro: bakit ung iba hindi naman nakakatulog? student: e hindi naman sila nakikinig e! (palusot!)
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Text Message 12066: Love is the most important thing

Ment0r t0ld me t0 remember. the 3 l’s: -live -laugh -l0ve he asked me which was the m0st imp0rtant.. i said “live, because if i d0n’t live, i can’t laugh & l0ve.” he c0rrected me.. “l0ve is the m0st imp0rtant thing am0ng the three because if u never find l0ve, y0u’ll never fully laugh and […]
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Text Message 12065: Septic tank service

Bata ya lama na septic tank service.. bata: hello, kamo kel ta chupa tai? ahente: sii, porque? bata: kabar sabroso daw? — lokong bata. 🙂
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Text Message 12064: Lumuhod ang leon at nagpray

Si juan na corner ng leon sa gubat. juan: “lord, gawin nyo pong kristiyano ang leon na ito.” lumuhod ang leon at nagpray.. “bless this food which i am about to receive through christ our lord…”:-p
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Text Message 12063: I was at the river bank

Gf called her bf.. gf: honey where are you? bf: i’m at the bank. gf: dear, please i need 3,000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5,000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. bf: sorry, i mean i was at the river bank. do you want to fish?
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Text Message 12062: Deny ng deny, I love you ng I love you

Ang mga babae daw kahit may gusto sa lalaki, idedeny nila ito ng idedeny… pero ang mga lalaki kahit di nila mahal yung babae.. “i love you ng i love you.”
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Text Message 12061: Respect their jealousy

Never hate people who are jealous of you.. instead, respect their jealousy because they are the ones who think that you’re better than them… have a happy day!
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Text Message 12060: Selos ka ng selos

“minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan niya lang pala. at minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan ka din lang pala.” gandang umaga. 🙂
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Text Message 12059: Si Ben11

Si ben10 ay isang cartoon character . si ben11 ay isang convinience store . babasahin nya ulit yan! 🙂 eve.
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Text Message 12057: Isang ngipin lang ang ipinabunot ko

Juan: dok, bakit triple ang singil nyo eh isang ngipin lang ang ipinabunot ko? dentista: paano sa lakas ng sigaw mo, natakot yung dalawa pang pasyente!
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Text Message 12056: Kanina mo pa ako sinusundan?

Babae: kanina mo pa ako sinusundan? holdaper: so? kanina mo pa pala ako tinitingnan?! 😀
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Text Message 12055: Nanunood ng love story

Boy: mahal nasan ka na? girl: dito sa park nakaupo, kaw? boy: eto nanunuod. girl: nang ano? boy: love story girl: sweet naman. san ka ba? boy: dito sa park pinapanuod ka habang may kayakap na iba, nakakaiyak nga ehh

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes