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Text Message 12038: Who will make you a better person

Be with the person who will make you happy. who will give you a purpose in life. who will make you a better person. -simsimi

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Text Message 12037: Sa dami ng sulit promos

Sa dami ng sulit promos: unlitext gaantext lahatext alltext sulitext astigtext wala paring mas susulit sa.. naki-text:-d

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Text Message 12036: Mind blowing question

Beauty contest question to candidate number 1: what can you say about the demoralization of our nation towards globalization? candidate number1: thank you for that very beautiful and mind blowing question, and for that……. i consider myself 4th runner-up. thank you! hahaha

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Text Message 12035: Ikaw ang pinakamahirap na subject

Boy: gusto ko ikaw ang pinakamahirap na subject. girl: bakit naman? boy: para sayo lang ako babagsak!

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Text Message 12033: Vice Ganda maliligo sa pool

Vice ganda maliligo sa pool: guard: mam maliligo ho kayo? vice: ay hindi! maghihilamos lang ako sa pool. kakaloka! vice: magkano kuya? guard: ang entrance po? vice: ay hindi! ang exit. di ba papasok palang ako! walang utak! guard: ako? vice: hindi! yung pool!

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Text Message 12032: I can handle anything

Always keep your wife’s picture as mobile screen-saver.. whenever you face a problem, look at the picture and say.. “if i can handle her, i can handle anything!” 😛

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Text Message 12031: A blonde died in a helicopter accident

A brunette & a red head are talking. brunette: a blonde died in a helicopter accident last week. red head: how? brunette: she felt chilly & turned off the big fan!

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Text Message 12030: Bad attitude is like a flat tire

A bad attitude is like a flat tire.. you can’t go anywhere till you change it. have a cool day! happy weekend!

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Text Message 12029: Things happen beyond your expectation

Never get disappointed when things happen beyond your expectation… remember that the greatest glory in life is rising when you fall… just be strong and have faith always… good morning!

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Text Message 12028: When they lack time

Sometimes you get disappointed to someone when they lack time to communicate with you but what you don’t know is that during his/her busy schedule, is a heart and mind is ‘you’. lesson: busy schedules are not reasons to get mad at. sometimes you have to trust because people with deep longings for you communicates […]

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Text Message 12027: Be brief and concise

Inday to sen. miriam: “to become an effective public speaker, please beware of platitudinous ponderosity in promulgating your esoteric cogitation orarticulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations. eschew obfuscation and all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations. in other words… “be brief and concise. “

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Text Message 12038: Who will make you a better person

Text Message 12037: Sa dami ng sulit promos

Text Message 12036: Mind blowing question

Text Message 12035: Ikaw ang pinakamahirap na subject

Text Message 12034: Deleted

Text Message 12033: Vice Ganda maliligo sa pool

Text Message 12032: I can handle anything

Text Message 12031: A blonde died in a helicopter accident

Text Message 12030: Bad attitude is like a flat tire

Text Message 12029: Things happen beyond your expectation

Text Message 12028: When they lack time

Text Message 12027: Be brief and concise

Text Message 12026: Sige sayaw pa

Text Message 12025: Stalker mo, langaw

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