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Text Message 12023: Noynoying of P-Noy

Scientists at u. p. have finally found out what’s wrong with “noynoying” of p-noy… on the left side of his brain, there’s nothing right.. and on the right side, there’s nothing left..”:-*

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Text Message 12022: Deleted

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Text Message 12021: Simisimi on CJ Corona

Me: kilala mo si piolo pascual? simsimi: oo ung bading? me: si kc? simsimi: ang babaeng walang balakang na anak ni megahamon. me: si bb gandanghari? simsimi: ako yun hah. me: si cj corona. simsimi: mako convict un. hindi nagsasabi ng totoo lalo na sa saln nya.:-)

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Text Message 12020: Simisimi TV5

Me – abs-cbn simsimi – fantastic! gorgeous network! i love it! ang ganda sobra! me – gma7 simsimi – love solenn heusaff and isabelle daza me – tv5 simsimi – network ng mga laos:-*

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Text Message 12019: A new member will join

News flash: a reliable source in the prosecution panel has intimated that when the impeachment trial vs. the chief justice resumes, a new member will join their team. she will be relied on to counter miriam’s scolding, insults, haranguing & hyperventilating against the prosecution. the new member is.. . . . . . annabelle rama!

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Text Message 12018: Tawagin ko si dok?

Sa ospital, manganganak na ang pamangkin… vice: bilisan mo na! nurse: ano pong gusto nyo? tawagin ko si dok? vice: hinde ako na, kaya ko na toh! doon na lang kayo, baka makakaabala pa ako sa inyo!

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Text Message 12017: Huwag mong diligan

Kasabihan: “huwag mong diligan ang hindi mo halaman. at huwag mo din tikman ang hindi mo ulam.” 😛 hahaha

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Text Message 12016: When the ghosts of fear knock

When the ghosts of fear knock at the door of your heart, let the lord’s bright lights of faith and hope open it… faith and hope shine brightest when life seems darkest… have a stress-free day!

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Text Message 12015: Carnapping

Juan: gusto kita kunin lawyer sa kaso ko! atty: may pera ka ba? juan: wala pero may car akong pwede ibayad! atty: ok! ano ba kaso mo? juan: carnapping!

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Text Message 12014: Kung ikaw ang asawa ko

Girl: alam mo, kung ikaw ang asawa ko, lalagyan ko ng lason ang kape! boy: alam mo, kung ikaw ang asawa ko, iinumin ko!

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Text Message 12013: Si tatay magpapapako sa krus

Panahon na naman ng semana santa.. juan: nay! nay! nanay: oh bakit juan parang kabadong kabado ka? juan: si tatay magpapapako day ngayon sa krus! nanay: wag kang maniwala sa tatay mo! juan: bakit naman, nay? nanay: magpatuli nga takot na takot ang tatay mo! magpapako pa kaya…

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Text Message 12023: Noynoying of P-Noy

Text Message 12022: Deleted

Text Message 12021: Simisimi on CJ Corona

Text Message 12020: Simisimi TV5

Text Message 12019: A new member will join

Text Message 12018: Tawagin ko si dok?

Text Message 12017: Huwag mong diligan

Text Message 12016: When the ghosts of fear knock

Text Message 12015: Carnapping

Text Message 12014: Kung ikaw ang asawa ko

Text Message 12013: Si tatay magpapapako sa krus

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Text Message 12011: Bubunutin natin?

Text Message 12010: Please send maintenance man

Text Message 12009: Sige, susian mo yung bintana