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Text Message 12008: Why people get so sentimental

One of the reasons why people get so sentimental is that… memories are the sweetest things that don’t change.. when everything else does.. gandang umaga!

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Text Message 12007: Magbibigti ako

Juan: hoy! bakit may tali ka sa kamay mo? at nakakabit pa sa kisame? pedro: magbibigti ako.. juan: ay, tanga! dapat sa leeg, hindi sa kamay… pedro: sinubukan ko kanina, hindi ako makahinga!

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Text Message 12005: Nagising din ako sa alarm clock

Juan: sa wakas, nagising din ako sa alarm clock ko! pedro: bakit sira ba yun dati? juan: hindi! binabato sa akin ng misis ko. gising kaagad ako eh!

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Text Message 12004: Paano ko titingnan ang daanan ko?

Lalaki at babae aksidenteng nagbanggaan… girl: hoy! tingnan mo nga dinadaanan moh! boy: paano ko titingnan ang daanan ko kung ang aking mga mata’y nakatitig sayo?

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Text Message 12003: Mukha daw akong bisugo

Spo juana: nay, tinutukso na naman ako ng mga tao. mukha daw akong bisugo. bat dun nyo naman po ako pinaglihi? nanay: hindi totoo yan anak. wag kang maniwala sa kanila. panu naman naging bisugo ang pusit…? :-*

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Text Message 12002: Christian, remove Christ

From the word christian, try to remove christ; you will be left with ian which stands for “i am nothing.” coincidence? no, it’s a perfect design by god to remind us we’re nothing without him… 😉 enjoy your day!

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Text Message 12000: Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits . . . . . . utimately she is a mother so we should respect her. be lazy… think crazy

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Text Message 11999: When you cheer someone up

The best feeling in the world is when you cheer someone up, when your smile brought a smile to someone’s face. a smile cost nothing but it could be exactly what that someone needed at the time. may you give freely away your beautiful, happy smiles. i’m giving you mine for a start.

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Text Message 11998: Taj Mahal, a symbol of love?

We know taj mahal as a symbol of love but the facts are: 1. mumtaz was shahjahan’s 4th wife (out of 7) 2. shahjahan killed mumtaz’s husband to marry her. 3. mumtaz died during her 14th child delivery. 4. after mumtaz’s death, shahjahan married her sister! where the hell was love?:)

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Text Message 12008: Why people get so sentimental

Text Message 12007: Magbibigti ako

Text Message 12006: Deleted

Text Message 12005: Nagising din ako sa alarm clock

Text Message 12004: Paano ko titingnan ang daanan ko?

Text Message 12003: Mukha daw akong bisugo

Text Message 12002: Christian, remove Christ

Text Message 12001: Deleted

Text Message 12000: Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

Text Message 11999: When you cheer someone up

Text Message 11998: Taj Mahal, a symbol of love?

Text Message 11997: When I get on one knee

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Text Message 11995: Just drink it straight

Text Message 11994: Why doesn’t God answer your prayers?