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Text Message 12942: Spell ambulance

Teacher: berta spell ambulance! berta: yes mam, a.. m.. b.. u.. l.. teacher: berta bilisan mo! berta: wiw wiw wiw wiw wiw wiw.. mam tabi cka masagasaan po kau! wiw wiw wiw wiw wiw…
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Text Message 12941: Itinanan na

Air force: “nay, sagutin lang ako ng anak niyo, ililipad ko siya hanggang langit.” navy: “pag ako sinagot ng anak niyo, ipapasyal ko siya sa karagatan.” marines: “matapang talaga ako nay, walang masamang mangyayari sa anak niyo.” police: “pag ako ho sinagot ng anak niyo, magiging mapayapa po ang buhay niya.” army: “maiba nga po […]
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Text Message 12940: Color your life

When we live in fear and doubt we shut the color out of our life. we only see black and white and limit the beauty of hope gratitude and faith. color your life with what is possible from within. have a pleasant weekend!
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Text Message 12939: Make room in your life to help someone

Make room in your life to help someone else who needs a helping hand. everywhere you go, dispense the goodness of god. have a good day!
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Text Message 12938: I’d rather argue with you

The bill collector spoke to a man about long overdue bills and offers some tips on managing money. “why do you let your wife spent so much more money than the two of you make with objecting?” the collector asked. “because,” the husband replied, “i’d rather argue with you than with her..” :p
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Text Message 12937: Any girlfriends before we got married?

Wife: did you have any girlfriends before we got married? husband remains silent.. wife: what is the meaning of your silence? husband: please don’t disturb me, i’m counting..
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Text Message 12936: God has to break us to make us

Sometimes god has to break us to make us. it’s just a bend, it’s not the end. we’re like glow sticks, no matter how much we’re bent and broken our lights still shine. hope you have a beautiful day!
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Text Message 12935: A normal person would pull the plug

At a mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how he determines whether or not a patient should be committed. “well,” said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “oh, i see,” the […]
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Text Message 12934: Vogue, there’s no need to arg

Amo: inday, pakikuha mo nga yung magazine na vogue. inday: ma’am, vogyu po ang basa dito! amo: mali ka inday, vogue ang basa jan! inday: vogue na kung vogue! there’s no need to arg!
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Text Message 12932: Tagalog Translated Songs

Tagalog translated songs: walang pasok – joy to the world si dagul, si mahal at si mura – forever young hininga mo uy! – killing me softly tatangkad ka rin – don’t stop believing chismosa – i don’t wanna miss a thing yung utang ng kaibigan mo? – do you remember walang taong panget – […]
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Text Message 12931: Just face the mirror

Whenever u get hurt, tired and stressed, just face the mirror and say, “god never created this beautiful creation to be depressed.” stay bless all the tym.. gudnyt!:-)
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Text Message 12930: Masasayang alaala na hindi na mauulit pa

Madalas hindi yung malulungkot na alaala ang nakakapagpalungkot sa atin kung hindi ang masasayang alaala na alam nating hindi na mauulit pa.. txtb?64
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Text Message 12929: Para ka nang biik

We are family! nanay: naku! anak, ang dungis-dungis mo na! para ka nang “biik!” alam mo ba kung ano ang biik? anak: opo! ang nanay po, “baboy!”
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Text Message 12928: May multo nga tayo

Inday: ser, mam.. may multo po tayo. sir: kalokohan, nagpapaniwala ka sa multo, walang katotohanan ang multo! mam: bakit mo naman nasabi may multo tayo inday? inday: kasi po nawawala yung tatlo kong panty, nahanap ko po sa cabinet ni ser. sir: ahh.. kung ganun, may multo nga tayo.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes