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Text Message 11993: What is your father’s name?

An admission interview at an american school: principal: what is your father’s name? boy: ummmm… the boy’s mother shouts, “please ask easier questions!” :-*

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Text Message 11992: Unti-unting tumatakas

Warden: last year nagdonate ka ng kidney at last month, left eye. ngayon yung kanan naman? preso: opo sir! warden: aha! unti-unti kang tumatakas ha!

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Text Message 11991: Copper wire, fiber optics, wireless

Japan, may copper wire kaya may telephone. america, may fiber optics kaya may broadband. pilipinas wala, di kaya tayo nagsimula ng wireless?;-)

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Text Message 11990: At every party

At every party there are two kinds of people ~ those who want to go home and those who don’t. the trouble is, they usually are married to each other!

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Text Message 11989: Men say, they are stronger than women

Men say, they are stronger than women?.! oh, c’mon,. dat’s a big lie,. can men carry a 7pound baby in der belly for 9mos.? can dey cook, clean & talk on d phone at d same time.? can dey walk all day on a 5inch heels.? can dey cry all nyt n then wake up […]

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Text Message 11988: Deleted

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Text Message 11987: Everybody prefers what they don’t have

Teacher: erap, what would you prefer, money or brains? erap: money! teacher: i would prefer brains. erap: everybody prefers what they don’t have! 😛

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Text Message 11986: He smiled at me with my own teeth

A man was complaining to a friend about an uncle who was staying w/ him. “l didn’t mind when he wore my suits,” he said. “l didn’t object when he smoked my best cigars, drank my favorite wine and borrowed my car every night. but whem he sat down at the dinner table and smiled […]

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Text Message 11985: Idaan sa kiss

Di lahat ng kasalanan ay nadadaan sa sorry. . . . . . . . . dahil ang iba pwede naman sa kiss. pa testing nga! hehehe..

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Text Message 11984: Bottom of a beer glass

A man has come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. however, he’s going to keep checking just in case he’s wrong.

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Text Message 11983: Nag123 sa restaurant si Juan

Nag123 sa restaurant si juan. manager: hoy! san ka pupunta? di kapa bayad ah. juan: wala po akong pera. manager: waiter bigyan mo ito ng isa pang buong fried chicken. hahaha… pag inuna mo ang leeg, sasakalin kita. pag hita, lulumpuhin kita. pag pakpak, pingkaw ka. pag pitso, durog ang dibdib mo. lahat ng gawin […]

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Text Message 11993: What is your father’s name?

Text Message 11992: Unti-unting tumatakas

Text Message 11991: Copper wire, fiber optics, wireless

Text Message 11990: At every party

Text Message 11989: Men say, they are stronger than women

Text Message 11988: Deleted

Text Message 11987: Everybody prefers what they don’t have

Text Message 11986: He smiled at me with my own teeth

Text Message 11985: Idaan sa kiss

Text Message 11984: Bottom of a beer glass

Text Message 11983: Nag123 sa restaurant si Juan

Text Message 11982: Pinaglihi ka siguro sa moon

Text Message 11981: Don’t make it complex

Text Message 11980: To arrive home fully drunk

Text Message 11979: Karamihan sa babae ngayon