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Text Message 11978: The guy lived happily ever after

World’s shortest fairy tale: once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “will you marry me?” the girl said “no.” and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motor bikes and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank. and left […]
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Text Message 11977: Ang composer ng wedding march ay Chinese

Alam mo ba na ang composer ng wedding march ay chinese? “tan tan tatan, tan tan tatan, tantan tatan tantatan tan tatan!” si mr. tan ang nagcompose!:-)
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Text Message 11976: Love comes to those who

Noon: love comes to those who wait. . . . . . . . ngayon: love comes to those who flirt:-*
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Text Message 11975: Life is like brewing coffee

Life is like brewing coffee. boil your ego, evaporate your worries, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes and get a taste of happiness… have a happy weekend!
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Text Message 11972: Condoms are like parents

Condoms are like parents… they are there to protect you, but… it’s more fun when they are not around.:-p
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Text Message 11971: Mga Tanong Ng Apat Na Kulang-Kulang

Mga tanong ng apat na kulang-kulang.. jeff: bakit lumulutang ang barko? isaac: bakit ang mongo, kapag itinanim at tumobo, toge na ang tawag? lucas: bakit ang araw, hindi pwede sa gabi? patrick: ako, pwedeng magtanong? thank you!
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Text Message 11970: No one was able to save him

A man tries to commit suicide.. he took poison but his father saved him.. he hang himself but his mother saved him.. he jumped into a twenty feet deep pool but the lifeguard saved him.. he placed himself before speeding cars but a doctor saved him.. he got married & no one was able to […]
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Text Message 11969: Mahabang mahaba ang isusuot mo

Bf: ayoko ng suot mo! sobrang iksi. gf: ok! sorry 🙁 bf: sunod mahabang mahaba isusuot mo ha? gf: wow! madre! bf: tapos suot ka ng belo. gf: di na nakakatuwa :/ bf: tapos suotan kita ng singsing. gf: :-*
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Text Message 11967: Ang Pilipino pag nasamid

Ang tunay na pilipino, kpag nasamid, hndi tubig ang unang hnahanap kundi, . . . . . . . . . . number! number!
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Text Message 11966: Kuya, pa extend

Sa internet cafe.. viceganda: kuya, pa extend. kuya: ng time po? vice: hindi! yung cord ng computer para maiuwi ko sa bahay at dun na ako maglalaro. kakainis naman! pa out na nga lang! kuya: yung po sa inyo? vice: hindi! yung sa katabi ko. ayoko kasing may katabi. try mo ring i-out mga iba […]
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Text Message 11965: Ibaling mo na lang sa iba

Boy: mahal kita! girl: ibaling mo na lang sa iba ang nararamdaman mo para sakin. boy: kainis naman, kababaling lang eh, babaling na naman! pabaling baling… (chikboy!)
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Text Message 11964: Gentle bad boy, naughty good girl

A girl dreams about a bad boy who is gentle only for her. a boy wants a good girl who is naughty only for him.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes