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Text Message 11948: Black girlfriend in a black dress

A black boy said to his black girlfriend in a black dress on a romantic night out near a seaside.. “honey!” . . . “where are you?”
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Text Message 11947: You’ll have to handwash

A man s walking behind his wife&says, “baby u r so fat now ur bum looks like a washing machine.” the woman keeps quiet&keeps walking. bed time, the man s asking for sex. the woman says, “i can’t start the washing machine for such a small load. you’ll have to handwash”
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Text Message 11946: Deleted

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Text Message 11945: Carpet for 5 please

At a restaurant: maitre d’: would you like a table? vice ganda: no, not at all. we came here to eat on the floor. carpet for 5 please! :/
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Text Message 11944: Instead of complaining to God

Instead of complaining to god about everything going wrong in your life, remind him of the promises he’s made. it may not happen overnight but if you will just stay in faith, eventually, you will see his promises come to pass. shalom!
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Text Message 11943: Tag me on Facebook

Police: sir, ur wife has met an accident, will you come to identify the body? man: i’m a bit busy right now. can you take photo and tag me on facebook. if it’s her, i will click like! 😀
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Text Message 11941: Buying a lotto ticket vs arguing with wife

Juan: pre, do you know the difference between a man buying a lotto ticket and a man arguing with his wife? pedro: easy, pre! the man buying a lotto ticket has better chances of winning!
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Text Message 11940: Expert sa mga kahoy

Expert sa mga kahoy si joe. sinubukan sya ni ben. nagtapyas ng kahoy si ben at pinaamoy kay joe: joe: yakal ben: tama! kumuha si ben ng kahoy sa garden: joe: narra ben: tumpak! kumuha naman si ben ng kusot ng apitong at pinaamoy. joe: apitong ben: ang galing! dali-daling kumuha si ben ng lumangplaka […]
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Text Message 11939: Love can neither be created nor destroyed

Newton’s law on romance.. love can neither be created nor destroyed.. it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another.:-*
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Text Message 11938: Five Wonders of the World

Five wonders of the world: 1. two women sitting quietly 2. wife not in fighting mood 3. girlfriend paying bill 4. women coming without make ups. 5. men saying, “i love one woman only.”
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Text Message 11935: A baby is born without teeth you know

Pacman: “a negro baby boy was born in canada. what is the color of his teeth?” sen miriam: “idiot! race and place of birth have nothing to do with the color of the teeth. that’s elementary!” pacman: “bobaa! tapos ako ng elementary! for your information, a baby is born without teeth you know!”d%)ha ha ha,
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Text Message 11934: A dewdrop may seem too small

A dewdrop may seem too small to matter, but somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall.. though what we do seems insignificant, a heart somewhere remembers. let’s make it a great day!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes