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Text Message 11933: Ang pag-ibig parang Plants vs Zombies

Ang pag-ibig parang plants vs zombies binakuran mo na nga, ina-aswang pa ng iba.

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Text Message 11930: Yung principal nating masungit

Boy: kilala mo ba ung principal nating masungit, yung mukhang tambay sa kanto at mukhang holdaper? girl: kilala mo ba ako? boy: hindi, bakit? girl: anak niya ako! >.< boy: ako kilala mo ba ako? girl: hindi! boy: ah mabuti naman, sige ha (sabay takbo)

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Text Message 11929: A good relationship with yourself

You must first have a good relationship with yourself before you can have a good relationship with others. you have to feel worthwhile and acceptable in your own eyes, so that you’ll be able to connect with others and love them. good pm. 🙂

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Text Message 11928: Hindi mo kailangang makipagtalo

“hindi mo kailangang makipagtalo para lang mapatunayan na matatag kang tao. minsan, kailangan manahimik, di dahil takot tayo. kundi, dahil ang mga matitinong tao, di papatol sa mga taong kalevel ng aso.”

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Text Message 11927: Being arrested

Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested because anything you say can and will be used against you!:-p

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Text Message 11926: Si ano, si ano

How women talk: g1: uy si ano g2: sino nga pala si ano? g1: si ano, ung ano, basta alam mo na un. g2: ah, ok.. anong meron kay ano? g1: si ano, kasama si ano tapos un, pumunta sila sa ano

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Text Message 11925: What to do with money

A humorist said something like this: “if i strive for money, i’m greedy. if i dont i’m lazy. if i save my money, i’m miserly. if i dont, i’m irresponsible. if i’m generous with money, i’m foolish. if i’m not, i’m selfish. yes, no matter what we do, someone is ready to pass judgement on […]

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Text Message 11924: Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet

Calories: (noun) tiny creatures that live in your closet or aparador and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.:-* hahaha

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Text Message 11922: A man putting on a pair of stocking and panties

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. one notices the other one is putting on a pair of stocking and panties. he says, “when did you start wearing them?” the other guy replies, “since my wife found them on the back seat of the car.”

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Text Message 11921: Delete your wife

For men.. how to start your day with a positive outlook open a new file in your pc & name it “wife” send it to recycle bin. empty recycle bin. your pc will ask, “are you sure you want to delete wife permanently?” answer calmly, “yes” and press the mouse firmly.. you’ll feel better for […]

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Text Message 11920: The King and Pawns go into the same box

Never be proud nor depressed for what you are and the position you hold in society. remember, after the game of chess, the king and pawns go into the same box. have a great day!

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Text Message 11933: Ang pag-ibig parang Plants vs Zombies

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Text Message 11930: Yung principal nating masungit

Text Message 11929: A good relationship with yourself

Text Message 11928: Hindi mo kailangang makipagtalo

Text Message 11927: Being arrested

Text Message 11926: Si ano, si ano

Text Message 11925: What to do with money

Text Message 11924: Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet

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Text Message 11922: A man putting on a pair of stocking and panties

Text Message 11921: Delete your wife

Text Message 11920: The King and Pawns go into the same box

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