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Text Message 11918: Mosquitoes enjoy different flavours

Q: why are there different types of blood groups..? . . . . . . . a: so that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!;-)
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Text Message 11917: Vice Ganda vs. Asiong Salonga

Vice ganda vs. asiong salonga asiong: akin ang lupang ito vice: hindi sa gobyerno asiong: ako ang hari ng tondo vice: bakit may papeles ka asiong: hayup ka vice: natural kabayo ako ehh
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Text Message 11916: A tear and a smile

Always try to be more sensitive on people’s feelings.. because there are times that a tear implies immense joy, and a smile is a way to hide an intense pain.. good morning!
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Text Message 11915: Mabait na rapist

Mabait na rapist: rapist: bwahaha. re-reypin kita wala kang takas, lagot ka! babae: huhuhu… huwag po. rapist: ok, sorry na!
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Text Message 11914: Mas gusto ko yung Kabarkada mo

Girl: ipinapatanong ni mama kung nanonood ka sa abs-cbn? boy: bakit? girl: kasi, gusto ka niyang maging kapamilya! boy: hindi, eh! studio 23 ang pinapanood ko. girl: bakit naman? boy: mas gusto ko kasi yung kabarkada mo!
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Text Message 11913: Focus on His promise

You have a choice… to be set back, or to be set free. god wants you to focus on his promise that tells you all things are possible for those who believe. happy weekend!
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Text Message 11912: A man’s aim in life is 7654321

A man’s wishful aim in life is 7654321? 7 digit earnings. 6 digit savings. 5 br house. 4 wheel-drive suv. 3 weekly holidays. 2 lovely girlfriends. 1 silent wife.:-*
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Text Message 11911: Where were these girls before?

Wedding day.. is a day when a guy sits before an altar with his bride and watch other girls dressed beautifully and thinks where were these girls before.. 😉
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Text Message 11910: Di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan

Sa mundo di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka! ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka! swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita at ang bonus pa mukha akong artista!:-d
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Text Message 11909: Use 1234 in a sentence

Boy: sagutin mo na ko, please, nagawa ko naman ang lahat. girl: sige nga, use 1234 in a sentence.. boy: there is only 1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you, i love you..
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Text Message 11908: May facebook ka?

Boy: may facebook ka? girl: meron, add mo ko. boy: may boyfriend ka ba? girl: meron, gusto mo add kita? :”> basag hahaha
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Text Message 11907: Babae lang ang nagpapaganda

Noon: babae lang ang nagpapaganda. ngayon: ang mga bading ay hindi na kailangan magpaganda. noon: ang maton, puro lalaki. ngayon: pati ang mga maton, babae. noon: mahirap lang ang nakatsinelas. nagayon: pati mayaman na. ang mga mahihirap, nakayapak na.
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Text Message 11906: Life is like a camera

Life is like a camera. focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don’t work, just take another shot.. god bless our day!
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Text Message 11905: Ice ka ba?

Ice ka b? . . . . . . . . . ang sarap mu kcng ihampax sa pader eh.. b0o0o0o0m basag hahahaha. txtb?55
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Text Message 11904: Ash Wednesday marks the start of Lent

A blessed ash wednesday. it marks the start of lent…a holy season of fasting, intense prayer and almsgiving. a time to be more focused on the lord…to meditate on his passion and death…to prepare us to celebrate his glorious ressurection. repent and believe in the good news.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes