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Text Message 11903: Deleted

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Text Message 11902: Is this a pig?

At a dinner party, one of the guest was an obnoxious man who made clever remarks about everyone and everything. when he was served a piece of meat, he pick it up with a fork and asked, “is this a pig?” one guest replied, “which end of the fork are you referring to?”
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Text Message 11901: Pangit mong girlfriend

Mag ex: boy – musta ka na? girl – okay lang. kayo pa ba ng pangit mong girlfriend? boy: hindi na. break na tayo eh! basag! hahaha
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Text Message 11900: Your eyes are just too beautiful

Boy: your eyes are just too beautiful! girl: they are beautiful only because you stay in them.. ang cheesy! hahaha
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Text Message 11899: Naglilinis ako ng toilet bowl

Maria: mare, ano ginagawa mo pag war kayo ni pare? tekla: naglilinis ako ng toilet bowl! maria: bakit? tekla: ginagamit ko ang toothbrush niya!
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Text Message 11897: The one that makes him/her happy

You must understand that even though a person loves you, you aren’t the only one that makes him/her happy. let them be happy with their families and friends as well. good morning. 😉
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Text Message 11896: One major ingredient, AIR

Dear lays manufacturer, you forgot to list one major ingredient under contents of your potato chips.. . . air! 😛
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Text Message 11895: I got married yesterday

American life style.. daughter: sorry, dad, i got married yesterday & forgot to invite you. dad: it’s okay, but don’t forget next time. 🙂
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Text Message 11894: A girl loves a guy

A typical pinoy scenario.. a girl loves a guy.. no one knows except the girl.. a guy loves a girl.. everyone knows except the girl…:-d
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Text Message 11893: No one teaches how to choose a wife

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt.. tsunamis to devastate.. typhoons to sway around.. no one teaches how to choose a wife.. natural disasters just happen..
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Text Message 11892: Ang taong pangit sa photoshop kumakapit

New mottos for 2012: “wat s beauty f kilikili s dirty?” “aanhin p fb kung ang friends ay 3?” ang pnkamalupit motto of d yr;”ang taong pangit sa photoshop kumakapit”!
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Text Message 11891: Time is the most deceptive thing

Time is the most deceptive thing. > it ticks faster when you are happy, > prolongs when you are in agony & > disappoints when you are waiting in vain. >it speeds up when you are hurrying, but slows down in your solitude.. > it can’t be broken.. > it can’t be stopped.. once it […]
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Text Message 11890: An EX should stay as an EX

An ex should stay as an ex. they should be an example of wrong love, and an ex-planation for you to deserve someone better. good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 11889: An original is always worth more

Be yourself no matter what other people think. god made you the way you are for a reason. besides, an original is always worth more than a copy. be blessed and have a great weekend!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes