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Text Message 11888: The slide show begins

If a girl closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.. and when men do that… the slide show begins.. 😛
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Text Message 11887: Love me but do not touch me

Girls used to say: 1970 – love me but do not touch me 1980 – touch me but do not kiss me 1990 – kiss me but do not do anything 2000 – do everything but do not tell anybody 2010 – do everything, otherwise i will tell everyone that you can’t do anything…:-*
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Text Message 11886: Wife donated skin from her butt

In an accident, a man’s face was severely burned. his wife donated skin from her butt for grafting. after surgery, man became more handsome and asked wife how he can repay her. she replied, “i get all the thanks i need whenever i see your mom kiss you on the cheeks!”
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Text Message 11884: Gusto ko na sumuko sa love

Minsan gusto ko na sumuko sa love kasi sa panahon ngayon,.. coconut oil na lang ang virgin, tanghali na lang talaga ang tapat, bilihin na lang ang nagmamahal, ihi na lang ang nagpapakilig, motolite na lang ang tumatagal at.. m. lhuillier na lang ang mapagkakatiwalaan. ‘langhyang pag-ibig na yan!
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Text Message 11882: Don’t confuse your path with your destination

Don’t confuse your path with your destination. just because it’s stormy now doesn’t mean you aren’t headed for sunshine. god bless us all!
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Text Message 11881: Being magala is natural

Being magala is natural to us, kasi mga cute tayo! so when someone tells you.. “hoy! grabe ka kung gumala!” just turn your back & say, “affected ka? ikaw ba naman regaluhan ng ganitong itsura hindi mo irarampa.? txtb?49
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Text Message 11878: Ihi nalang ang dahilan para kiligin

Funny quote: “sa tamlay ng lablayp ko, ihi na lang ang nagiging dahilan para kiligin ako.” :-* bwahahaha happy hearts’ day!
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Text Message 11877: Nakakaiyak na message

Nene: tay malapit ka na mag bertday tatay: oo nga eh. gusto ko ang bertday message mo sakin ung nakakaiyak ha nene: ok po   nene: tay buntis ako. di ako alam kung sino ang ama ng bata. hapi bertday, tay!
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Text Message 11876: Pwede manood ng telebisyon?

Boy: nanay! pwede po ba ako manood ng telebisyon? nanay: oo, siyempre naman anak… huwag mo lang bubuksan ha? nood lang!
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Text Message 11874: Jeep, pinara ng pulis

Jeep, pinara ng pulis. driver: boss, ano po ang violation ko? pulis: wala! driver: eh! gago ka pala eh! bat mo ko pinara? pulis: tanga ka ba? bawal na ba sumakay ng jeep ang mga pulis ngayon?
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Text Message 11873: Katawan nya, Superferry

Mama sha, gatas nya alaska, soda nya, coca-cola, ulam nya, century tuna, snack nya, mcdo, kaya katawan nya superferry… sakay na;-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes