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Text Message 1325

Juan:pare, nkalimutan mo na bang may utang ka sa akin na php800? pedro:hindi pa pare… pero bgyan mo pa ako ng konting panahon at maka2limutan ko na ‘yon!
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Text Message 1324

Hubby&wife traveling by car,not talking after quarel. pasing farm of goats,mules &pigs. hubby askd sarcasticaly “relative of urs?” wife rplied “yup,in-laws”
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Text Message 1323

“when you want to make a difference… …subtract.” naks… deep.=)
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Text Message 1322

Words to live by for students: “whenever i feel like studying, i lie down until the feeling is gone.”
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Text Message 1321

“wen sum1 really loves u, dey wil nvr hurt u,and if dey do,ul see dat in their eyes, dey r hurting too” -peter parker
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Text Message 1320

What  ¡s the d ¡fference between g ¡rls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? at 8: you take her 2 bed & tell her a story. at 18: you tell her a story & take her 2 bed. at 28: you don’t need 2 tell her a story 2 take her 2 bed. […]
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Text Message 1319

When someone breaks your heart, you turn into a small ball of self-pity. you lie on bed, you hug your knees & keep them close like a fetus. freud said: “it’s human instinct to go back to the womb where we can feel safe.”
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Text Message 1318

French 104: turn (le cou) liter (le true) behind (le could) alms (le mousse) five (le ma) fly (le fad) skindirt (le bag) confused (le tou) cute (a cou)
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Text Message 1317

Lht ng bgy hnd ngttgal my mga arw n li2pas my mga bagay n mwa2la my mga taong mgpa2alam pro khit mwala ang lhat prati mong icpin n.. god is alwys der 4u!!!
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Text Message 1316

“clemency” want to know about clemency?! wat is clemency? clemency is actually… the maasim that you put on the pancit!
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Text Message 1315

Wen would you knw dat love is 4 ril? love is 4 ril. when u did ol u can 2 kip it away but it’s olweiz finding its way back…
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Text Message 1314

Leting go dsnt alwys mean “its ovr” breakng up wud not mean “suko nko” insted,8s as gud as sying, “mhl kta kya lng nhi2rpn n q,go on..u dsrve sm1 bttr!”
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Text Message 1313

Cherish d moment wen we’re empty but happy.. tired but inspired.. down but smiling .. feeling lost but living 4a cause. life is a gift so enjoy…!
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Text Message 1312

Sa isang mumurahing airline… stewardess: sir, would you like some dinner? passenger: ano ba ang choices? stewardess: yes or no lang po ü..
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Text Message 1311: Girl met up with an ex-boyfriend

A girl, after a long tym of being away, returned home & met up w/an x-boyfriend.. g: ei,wat’s up? did u miss me? she asked. b: no..! he replied. she was deeply saddened dat tears weled up her eyes. she turned her back to leave, den he spoke.. b: no.. “i dont just miss u,” […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes