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Text Message 11856: MMDA ka, SNN

Boy: balita ko, mmda ka? girl: ha? bakit? boy: mmda.. mahal mo daw ako! girl: weh? snn? boy: ano yun? girl: sinugaling nagsabi nu’n!
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Text Message 11855: Naiihi ka na

Alam mo ung feeling na.. naiihi ka na pero ayaw mong tumayo kasi.. cguradong may aagaw sa upuan mo. 😀 hahaha
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Text Message 11854: Money is not everything

Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. you see, money is not everything. thus, if you have so much.. please send it to me asap:-d
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Text Message 11853: Compromising with your girl

Something to think about… compromising with your girl doesn’t mean you are wrong and she is right.. it only means that sex is more important than your ego..:p
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Text Message 11852: All women are devils

Line written on a husband’s t-shirt: all women are devils.. but my wife is queen.. of them all! 😉
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Text Message 11851: Ang ex mong may kasamang iba

Para sa mga broken hearted dyan… kapag nakita mo ang ex mong may kasamang iba at tinanong ka nya kung bakit may luha ka sa iyong mga mata sabihin mo na lang na naiyak ka sa kakatawa dahil mukhang pwet ang kasama nya 😀
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Text Message 11850: Each experience leaves us wiser

Each experience leaves us wiser. each obstacles makes us str0nger. each decisi0n reminds us of what we really want and who we really are. in the end, wed0n’t just m0ve up, we gr0w up, and only then we do disc0ver that being on t0p d0esn’t matter as much as being ourselves… god bless you.
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Text Message 11849: No matter how old we are

We are never too old to set a new goal or to dream another dream. no matter how old we are, there’s always something good to look forward to with god’s help! and ur true age is determined by ur mental attitude, not by the years that u have lived, for it’s not the years […]
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Text Message 11848: Edi kamag anak

Ano tawag sa 2nd cousin ng lolo ng auntie mo, na pinsan ng kapitbahay, na naging nanay ng 1st cousin mo? sagot: e di “kamag anak”
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Text Message 11847: Yung bunso ko magnanakaw

Juan: oh pare kamusta na? kamusta mga anak mo? pedro: hehe ok lang naman, yung panganay ko doktor na, yung inaanak mo engineer. yung babae nars. kaya lang yung bunso ko magnanakaw. juan: ano? bakit at ba’t di mo na lang palayasin kung ganun? juan: hindi pwede pare, sya ang bread winner namin, sya lang […]
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Text Message 11846: Magaan ang timbang ng tao sa buwan

Sa science class.. guro: class, bakit gumagaan ang timbang ng tao sa buwan? juan: mam, kasi po walang makain doon! ang layo po eh!
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Text Message 11845: Kapag may isinuksok may mandurukot

Sa probinsya: “kapag may isinuksok may madudukot” . . . . sa maynila naman: “kapag may isinuksok may mandurukot.” 🙂
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Text Message 11843: Pag nagpagupit ng buhok

Pag ba nagpagupit ng buhok, may pinopormahan agad, . . . . . . di ba pwedeng kinukuto muna… 😀 nyahahahahaha
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Text Message 11842: Baril na 45 ang ginamit

Isang tumistigo sa nangyaring krimen.. pulis: nakita mo ba ang pangyayari? testigo: opo sir. pulis: anong baril ang ginamit sa pagpatay? testigo: sir di ko po alam ang tawag pero sir ano pong tawag sa baril nyo? pulis: ah! ito ba, 45 ang tawag dito. testigo: sir medyo mahaba po un 46 or 47 po […]
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Text Message 11841: People change

Morning thot: people change. that’s why there’s no assurance how long they’ll stay.. don’t expect too much nor even assume anything.. just appreciate what they can give & also accept what they can’t give.. appreciation is beautiful but acceptance is better. 🙂

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes