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Text Message 1144

A toilet bowl was in luv wid a shit.. shit: (crying)we cnt b togdr, coz evrytym im wid u,im being flushed! 1 day d toilet bowl was left unflushed & d shit stayed der.. d toilet bowl felt hapi & sed nothin.. juz luk into d shit & started singing: “nobody wana see us togthr, […]

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Teacher:anu similarity nina jose rizal,andres bonifacio, ninoy aquino? juan:mam,pgkaalm ko silang lhat ay pnanganak ng holiday! pgk2alm q lng mam ah! xandra

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They say love is just aound the corner… maybe… i’m walkin around in circles.. all the time.. ¤

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“our prime purpose in this life is to love others, and if you can’t love them.. at least don’t hurt them..” xandra

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Define love? acording to the doctors and intelligent people, love is a sickness. because everybody who gets it.. ends up in bed! any comment? :-> xandra

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Text Message 1139

U nid 2 fil a bit deprvd at tymz, a bit lonly,nd n a way, ncmplte.. ‘coz f uv got evrytng hir on earth, wud u stil luk up 2 heaven? juz a tot.,ü

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Imperfections r mportant. jst as mistakes are.. u only get to be good by learning from mistakes.. and you get to be real by being imperfect.hapi frdy!ü

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Text Message 1137

Pg uminom k ng alak mya2 wla na ang tama pg ngtke ka ng drugs aftr few days la na dng tama pro pgnkila2 mo ko… ay sus! tulog k na!! nkangiti kpa!üü

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Text Message 1136

Thngs u dnt nid 2 knw bt i’m goin to tel u: *all shrimps r born female, bt they become male as time goes by. so, r they like gayish? *starfishes r pretty bt they dnt hv brains, so be offended if somebody calls u one. *penguins cn only hv 1 mate, they spend almost […]

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