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Text Message 12927: Earned half a million dollars

Teacher: johnny, if your father earned half a million dollars a month and gave your mother half of it, what would she have? johnny: a heart attack.
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Text Message 12926: Sintomas sa isang pangungusap

Titser: gamitin ang sintomas sa isang pangungusap, ana. ana: ang lagnat ang sintomas ng trangkaso. titser: magaling! ikaw juan! juan: pakikuha nga yung asin tomas!
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Text Message 12925: Hey boss, I want a job

A man walks into an unemployment office and said, “hey boss, i want a job!” the office clerk replied, “just in the nick of time. we’ve received a requirement from a very rich man looking for chauffeur for his daughter. you’ll drive a big audi limo. because of the long hours of this job, chow […]
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Text Message 12924: Walang tulugan

Sa 5th bout daw nina pacquiao at marquez, papalitan na si roach ni kuya germs. bakit kamo? para … “walang tulugan!”
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Text Message 12923: Planking, Pacquiao style

Sabi ng mga mexicans sa las vegas, ang nangyari kay pacman ay.. “planking – pacquiao style!” 😀 hahaha
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Text Message 12922: You’d like to see me dead

The boss says to an employee, “i’d bet you’d like to see me dead, just to have the pleasure of spitting on my grave.” the employee replies, “oh no sir, i don’t like waiting in lines..”
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Text Message 12921: No regrets, no looking back

No regrets. no looking back. just hold onto life and move forward. we have no way of knowing what lies ahead… and that is what makes the journey even more exciting. enjoy your journey. good morning!
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Text Message 12920: As happy as you decide to be

The biggest lie: “when i get what i want i will be happy.” the truth is, you will be about as happy as you decide to be. smile and be happy!
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Text Message 12919: Quotes ko, finorward mo sa iba

Lahat ng quotes qo gnawa ko para lng sau . . . . . . . . dhil guz2 qo marmdman mo kung gaano ka kahalaga sakin. . ang masakt. . ay ini4rward m rn siba. . . dhil gus2 m rin maipadama n mhal m rin xa… sakt…nyt2 txtb?63
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Text Message 12918: Birthday ni Colas

,ui invited daw tau. sa birthday ni colas sa sabado. alas 8 ng umaga swimming dw. sa knila na daw entrance at dun na lang daw sila magpapakain, maglelech0n daw cla.. wala nren daw problema sa alak. ang problema mo nlang.. kilala mo ba c colas? ako din hindi eh.. pinasa lng 2 saken..forward mu […]
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Text Message 12917: Cheating doesn’t mean you have to kiss

Cheating doesn’t mean you have to kiss, meet or have sex with a third party. once you find yourself deleting texts, so your partner won’t see them, you’re already there.
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Text Message 12916: Dumaan and magbabalot

May isang grupo na nagiinuman, ng may biglang dumaan na magbabalot magbabalot: baloooot, baloooot, baloooot… mga laseng: pabili nga, may asin ka ba diyan? magbabalot: meron po. mga laseng: pabili nga ng 2 kilong asin!
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Text Message 12915: Hindi mo ako gayahin payat

Boy1: bakit ang taba mo? hindi mo ako gayahin payat… boy2: ayoko nga! boy1: bakita naman? boy2: kasi pag dumating ang tag hirap at tag gutom, ikaw mamamatay na, samantalang ako, tsaka pa lang papayat.,
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Text Message 12914: Hope and Faith are the peacemakers

Hope and faith are the peacemakers when the world is at war. they are the menders and the healers when you have suffered a loss. they are the thread we hang on by when life has torn us apart. happy weekend!
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Text Message 12913: Palimos po, pang kape lang po

Pulubi: ale, palimos po, pang kape lang po. ale: o eto sampung piso. pulubi: kulang po ito. ale: bakit? magkano pa kulang? pulubi: p180 pa po! ale: ang mahal naman! pulubi: paborito ko po kasi yung caramel macciato ng starbucks!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes