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Text Message 11840: Women dont get much time to prepare

A woman’s preparation before going to a party: – eye liner – lip gloss – lip stick – shampoo – hair dye – choose a dress out of a hundred and tells a friend.. “didn’t get much time to prepare myself!” :-*
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Text Message 11839: Uminom para manalo

^attention sa mga lasinggero’t lasinggera only: slamat s araw2x n pag’inom pra manalo. magload lng ng redhorse 60, gin 30, empi 90 pesos lng araw2x.mag register type ‘ambulance” & send sa 5050. mka2kuha kpa ng premyong colored tb & brand new “kabaong” merun pang unlimited n “kape” gabi2x, at libreng hatid s cmenteryo. ano pang […]
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Text Message 11838: It’s ok, you’re not pregnant

Girl: dad, i’m pregnant. dad: … who’s the father? i’ll kick his ass! girl: it’s justin bieber’s! dad: hahaha… it’s ok, you’re not pregnant!
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Text Message 11836: Menu view at live again

Menu view.. iyan ang itinatanong ng binata na gustong malaman kung may boyfriend na ang dalaga.. “miss, menu view ka na?” live again.. ito yung taong marumi ang katawan at dapat nang maligo! :-*
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Text Message 11835: If wife kisses you

If wife kisses you everytime you arrive home.. be careful.. it’s not affection.. but inspection, pal, for perfume, lipstick and more…:-)
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Text Message 11834: What do I give my girlfriend?

Son: dad, what do i give my girlfriend as a gift? dad: how does she look? son: she looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with and, of course, lovely. dad: give her my number!;-)
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Text Message 11833: Terrorists’ Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s day is the world’s safest day.. . . . . . . . even terrorists are busy with their girlfriends… 😀
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Text Message 11832: Living in God’s abundance

God wants you to live the way he intended for you to live.. not by barely getting by, but instead living in his abundance. as you begin to train your heart and mind this way, you’ll see god do amazing things in your life. shalom!
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Text Message 11831: The government is like a tree full of monkeys

The government is like a tree full of monkeys. some monkeys are climbing up, some down. the monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. the monkeys at the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. 😀
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Text Message 11830: Edi ikaw ang lasing

Isang araw sa may daan pulis: mama bawal po nang nagdadrive ng kasing driver: hindi ako lasing kilala nga kita ehh pulis ka dba pulis: oho pulis po ako driver: kilala mo ba ako pulis: hindi ho driver: edi ikaw ang lasing
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Text Message 11828: Between a beautiful girl and a gay guy

On the horns of a dilemma.. if you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay guy, whose side would you turn your back to?:-x
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Text Message 11827: Annabelle Rama at Sen. Miriam

Cong tupas: mr. president, sobrang pagaalipusta ang ginagawa ng mga senador sa mga house prosecutors! lalo na si sen. miriam. pnoy: anong gusto mong gawin natin? kris: kuya noy, itapat kaya natin si annabelle rama kay sen. miriam para mas exciting! 😀
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Text Message 11826: Kelan pinipitas ang mangga

Titser: pedro kailan pinipitas ang mangga kapag kulay green o kulay yellow? pedro: mam, pag tulog po ang may ari! 😀
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Text Message 11825: My name is Gary

A biker stops at a young girl who’s just about to jump off a bridge.. he asks her:do you mind giving me the final kiss before you jump? she quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest kisses ever.. when she’s finished,the man said “wow! that is the best kiss i ever had!that’s a […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes