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Text Message 11824: No matter who vomits

If a girl vomits, parents ask, “who’s the bastard..?” if a guy vomits, parents say, “bastard!… why are you drunk?” moral: no matter who vomits, men will be called bastards!
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Text Message 11823: I-lock mo muna ang pinto

Amo: inday! bago ka lumabas i-lock muna ang pinto ha? inday: opo mam! (ilang segundo ang lumipas) amo: ‘bat di ka pa umaalis? inday: mam nakalock po kasi ang pinto, diba pinapalock niyo bago lumabas?
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Text Message 11822: Kung mahal ka ng bf mo

Kung mahal ka talaga ng bf mo, hindi ka nya iiwan at wala siyang ibang gustong baguhin sayu kundi.. . . . . . . apelyido mo 🙂
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Text Message 11821: Our life is like a ship

Our life is like a ship that we steer through rough seas & calm waters..we cannot control the ocean, but we learn to navigate better.. it’s always not possible to change the weather but you can adjust yourself to fit comfortably no matter how unfriendly situations seem to be.. god bless u always!c”,)
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Text Message 11820: We think we have so little

Sometimes we think we have so little: little blessings, little work, little salary, little allowance. but if we start to appreciate the little things in life, we will find out that what we have so much. so much of family & friends, so much of love, so much of trust & so much of god […]
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Text Message 11819: The man and the witch

Man was passing though a forest one night when suddenly a witch appear & said, “ooooohhhooon, ho.. ho i am a witch.” the man replied, “yes, i know your kind, one of your sisters is my wife!” 😀
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Text Message 11818: Send me to the grocery store with $1

Grandpa: when i was your age my mama would send me down to the grocery store with $1 and i would come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk and 2 dozen eggs but you can’t do that these days. too many stupid security cameras!:p
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Text Message 11817: Women like that are hard to find

Father & son are out fishing & drinking beer while discussing football. all of a sudden, the son says, “dad, i think i’m gonna divorce my wife. she hasn’t spoken to me in 11 months.” his dad takes a sip of beer & replies, “son, better think it over. women like that are hard to […]
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Text Message 11814: Hoy, kinder ka lang

Dad: bakit ngayon ka lang? gabing-gabi na! son: not now dad. i’m so tired. ang daming projects dapat ipasa, activities na kailangan ipasa, research for my thesis, interview with my prof. tapos bukas may meeting pa with the dean. im so stressed out! dad: (sabay batok sa anak) stressed out?! hoy! kinder ka lang! kinder!
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Text Message 11813: Going through difficult times

You may not understand why you are going through difficult times, but don’t try to figure it out. keep trusting in god. he knows how to bless you in unexpected ways. happy weekend!
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Text Message 11812: Life is like an exam

Life is like an exam that we have 2 pass. it’s a multple choice 2 realize that we always have options. a true or false that we need 2 distinguish between ryt &wrong. a matching type, deciding what is best 4 us that match with our skills & passions. an identfcation, 2 understnd that we […]
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Text Message 11810: Aren’t you afraid of Satan?

During a mass.. priest: people, aren’t you afraid of satan? wise guy: why should we? you’re the one who talks shit about him every sunday..

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes