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Text Message 689: Marlboro total effect

Smoker: after i tried marlboro total effect. . . my skin is full of pimples my heart got smaller. . . and my lungs. . . parang nawala… ü roan

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Text Message 688

“people will adore and love u for all the things you’ve done for them. but wil hate you for a single mistake. that’s the irony of life..” -uncle ben, spiderman

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Text Message 686: Don’t vote for Joker

Dont vote 4 joker! -batman n robin

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Text Message 684: Are you taken?

Smebody askd me, “r u taken?” i rplied, “yes,i am!” den i turnd back & whsphered, “hehe, nauto q xa, akala ña aq c taken, c “mats” kya aq! tangek un!(“,)

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Text Message 683: There’s good in goodbyes

Wonder why the sunset is a lot colorful than the sunrise?? that’s one of the ironies of life– there’s “good” in goodbyes…ü

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Text Message 682: Bumili ka ng asin

Nanay: nak, bumili k nga ng asin. anak: yoko po mdilim n, takot aq. nanay: wag k magalala, ksma m angel m. anak: e di sya n lng utusan nyo… dala-dlwa p kmi..

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Text Message 680: Magmahal ng lubos

Tnanong ko ang lolo ko ‘mskt po b tlga ang mgmahal ng lubos?’ ang sbi ni lolo ‘apo…’ ‘rich tau,aus lng kht mgmahal ang pulbos..’ ü gudnyt!ü roan

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5 facts in the world.. fact1: you can’t touch all ur teeth with ur tongue fact2: after reading d first fact,all fools try it fact3: fact 1 is false, haha fact4: now u’re laughing,’coz u wer fooled fact5:u wnt 2fool oders,so 4ward ds soon..

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Text Message 678: Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday

Hindi mkapgtmpla ng juice c inday.. tahimik lng xang nkttig s bote ng juice.. dahil nksulat: concentrate..ü dr salinel

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Text Message 677: Liver and cheese

At a bar… gro:”whoever can use d words “liver and cheese” wid style wil b my date 2nyt. goma: steak dat liver & melt dat cheese on me. cesar: i hate liver but i luv cheese as i luv u. pacman: hey, u two! liver alone! cheese mine!…yeah! ü

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Text Message 676

Lm q mkult aq, weird, childsh n praning, mjo sweet pro pasaway. n short lki ng topak. mnsan naicp q mgbgo pro gn2 m q nklla db? so anung sense para magbgo? pgngbgo aq, d n q un.. ibang tao na un…

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Text Message 675: All the bests are taken

“all the bests are taken.” ..isang napakalaking kahibangan! ..dahil ako ay single!:p

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Text Message 689: Marlboro total effect

Text Message 688

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Text Message 686: Don’t vote for Joker

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Text Message 684: Are you taken?

Text Message 683: There’s good in goodbyes

Text Message 682: Bumili ka ng asin

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Text Message 680: Magmahal ng lubos

Text Message 679

Text Message 678: Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday

Text Message 677: Liver and cheese

Text Message 676

Text Message 675: All the bests are taken