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Text Message 11794: Let your grandchildren pay the bill

Signboard outside a resto: “eat as much as you can & let your grandchildren pay the bill.” man went to resto, ate as much as he can & when the waiter gave the bill, he pointed to the signboard. replied the waiter, “sir, this isn’t your bill. this is your grandfather’s bill.”
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Text Message 11793: Daga takot sa pusa

The perfect cycle: daga takot sa pusa, pusa takot sa aso, aso takot sa tigre, tigre takot sa hunter, hunter takot sa asawa at finally, asawa takot sa daga. 😉
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Text Message 11792: Tuloy ang Pnoy Henyo

Sotto: madam witness do you have the evidence with you? witness: yes your honor. sotto: tao ba ‘to? witness: no your honor. sotto: bagay? witness: yes sotto: pagkain? witness: yes sotto: sa almusal? witness: yes sotto: kape? witness: pwede sotto: pwede sa kape? pandesal? witness: pwede sotto:pandesal n kape? cuevas: objection! the question is leading. […]
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Text Message 11791: Im in lab with you

Kung nasa laboratory tayo, anong english nun? . . . i’m in lab with you?!:-* hahahahaha
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Text Message 11790: Wala umalis tulog

Isang araw c manliligaw lalaki – hi po tita! si amy po nasaan tita – ahhh! wala umalis tulog lalaki – ahh! ganun po ba pagdating po pakigising nalang
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Text Message 11789: Babae, pulis. Lalaki, kriminal

Ang mga babae ay parang pulis. kahit hawak na nila lahat ng ebidensya sa mundo, gusto pa rin nila na aminin mo ang totoo. ang mga lalaki ay parang kriminal. kahit hawak mo na lahat ng ebidensya, dedeny pa din yung katotohanan! tama ba?;-) hahaha
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Text Message 11788: Ang mga mahal na bag

“ang mga mahal na bag, may binabagayan na mukha” ~ julia montes, mara clara (2011) . . “pisti kang bata ka!” – mommy dionisia :-*
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Text Message 11787: Mga tama pa rin ang binibilang

“sana ang paghusga sa tao ay para ring pgcheck ng test papers.. gaano man karami ang kamalian, sa huli mga tama pa rin ang binibilang.”
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Text Message 11786: Para saan pa ang mga waiting sheds

Kung totoong walang taong marunong maghintay, para saan pa ang mga waiting sheds sa bawat kalye? hahaha :-* tama!
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Text Message 11785: Terrorist kills innocent dog

Journalists are something else. in the u.s., a man kicked a dog attacking a lady and it died. paper reports: “local hero saves lady from mad dog.” the man says, “i’m not american.” paper changes report: “foreign hero saves lady from mad dog.” the man says, “i’m an arab.” breaking news: “terrorist kills innocent dog”
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Text Message 11784: Deleted

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Text Message 11783: A relationship without trust

A relationship without trust is like a mobile phone with no service, and what do you do with a mobile phone with no service? you play games. 🙂
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Text Message 11782: There is no soap

A pretty lady shows her hands to the hotel manager, he kisses her fingers & asks, “what can i do for you?” lady replies, “there is no soap in the comfort room…” :-*
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Text Message 11781: Deleted

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Text Message 11780: Your pillow is the best hairdresser

Your pillow is the best hairdresser in the world . . . . . . . because every day when you wake up in the morning, you wake up with a new hair style!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes