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Text Message 11747: Forgive them

Hating people takes too much time. forgive them, not because they deserve it but because you are on a higher level than they are.
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Text Message 11746: The best revenge is moving on

“the best revenge is just moving on and getting over it. don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.”
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Text Message 11745: Shoot him!

In an african safari, a lion suddenly pounced on a guy’s wife. wife: shoot him! shoot him! guy: yes, yes… i’m changing the battery of my camera!
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Text Message 11744: Dance when you hear the music

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. show the world you rock!:-d have a wonderful day!
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Text Message 11743: I just love the chocolates around them

An old lady offers d bus driver some peanuts, so d driver happily munches dem. every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts. driver: why don’t u eat dem yourself? old lady: i can’t chew. look, i have no teeth.. driver: den why did u buy dem? old lady: oh, i just love […]
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Text Message 11742: See that red Ferrari car?

Wife: where is my birthday gift? husband: you see that red ferrari car on the other side of the road? wife: (excited) ohh yes! husband: i have bought same color of nail polish for you!
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Text Message 11740: Before sleeping you must pray

In a classroom, a student was praying.. teacher: why are you praying before we start our lesson? boy: mom told me that before sleeping you must pray!:-)
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Text Message 11739: Sa Philippines may pitikan

Sa japan ay karate, at sa korea ay taekwondo, sa philippines may.. sapakan, batukan, sampalan, banatan, saksakan, suntukan, sabunutan, kalmutan, tadyakan, sipaan, barilan at ang pinaka matindi sa lahat, pitikan 🙂 iba ang pinas
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Text Message 11738: Lady sitting on the begger’s bed

A lady was sitting on a bench in the park. beggar: hi darling.. so you’re in the mood for romance? lady: how dare you say that? beggar: then what are you doing on my bed..
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Text Message 11737: Hugasan ang tubig

Pare1 – pde bang inumin ang tubig dito? pare2 – bakit naman hindi? tubig yan, natural iniinom alangan nanang kinakain! p1 – eh baka kasi marumi. p2 – tanga, e di hugasan mo!
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Text Message 11736: When you get married

Cool quote: when you are in love you make wonders happen… but… when you get married you wonder what happened! :-*
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Text Message 11734: Walang disenteng babae

Lucy torres: walang disenteng babae ang tumatawag sa may asawa ng 3am! maghanap ka ng sarili mong asawa! vice ganda: walang disenteng babae ang tumatawag sa may asawa ng 3am. 4:30 ka tumawag!:-d
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Text Message 11733: Kapag Pilipino na ang Math

Maka survive ka pa kaya kapag pilipino na ang math? halimbawa.. “square root of x raised to the power of 10.” sa pilipino.. “parisukat ugat ng ekis itaas sa kapangyarihan ng sampu!” o di ba? kung nosebleed ka sa english, tuyo naman ang dugo mo sa pilipino!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes