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Text Message 11732: You were created in God’s image

You were created in god’s image. god makes no mistakes. to put yourself down for the way you are is to insult god’s masterpiece. you are wonderful. have a great week ahead!
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Text Message 11731: Relationships are ended for you to wake up

“break ups aren’t always meant for make ups. sometimes relationships are ended for you to wake up.” good aft. 🙂
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Text Message 11730: A spouse gives critical analysis about yourself

Q: what is a psychiatrist? . . . . . . a: a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily!:-*
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Text Message 11729: Beautiful pictures from negatives

Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room… so if you see darkness in your life, be reassured that god is preparing a beautiful picture.:-) happy weekend!
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Text Message 11728: God wants you to win

“winning horse doesn’t know why it runs in race. it runs because of the beats and pain. life is a race, god is your rider. so if you are in pain, just think. god wants you to win.”
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Text Message 11727: Three shots of vodka

They say milk give you strength, drink three glasses & try to move a wall. you can’t. but take three shots of vodka & the wall will move by itself. 🙂
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Text Message 11725: Computers will eventually replace paper

An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether.. he has obviously never tried to wipe his backside with a laptop!:-)
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Text Message 11723: Cheating on a good girl

Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. good morning.
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Text Message 11722: Juan caught cheating

Juan caught cheating teacher: ganyan k kabobo juan?! juan: mam! seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. it’s an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone. it’s a reality check! did you get my point mam? teacher: sus… joke lang naman yon. 😀
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Text Message 11721: We all need internet and Meralco

Wikipedia: i know everything. google : i have everything. facebook: i know everyone. twitter : i know what you all guys think. internet : goshh… without me, you guys are nothing! meralco: yeah! keep talking, without me you are silent!
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Text Message 11720: Gloria, JESUS at BAYAN

Tsismis for the day..: nag usap si gloria arroyo at mike arroyo. gma: kung mamatay man ako,gusto ko hndi r. i. p. ang nakasulat. mike: bakit naman? ano gs2 m0? gma: gs2 ko,ilagay mo, j e s u s. mike: an0ng mer0n sa jesus? gma: eh di, joseph estrada see u soon. mike: grabe ka […]
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Text Message 11718: Bahay condo, kahit munti

Bahay kubo (2012 version) bahay condo, kahit munti ang gadgets doon ay sari-sari flat screen na tv, blueray na dvd ipod, ipad at iphone laptop na malaki, laptop na maliit at saka meron, portable mp3 digicam, videocam, wifi at hd sa paligid-ligid ay puno ng charger

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes