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Text Message 11717: Hope is important

Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. if we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today. have a hopeful day!
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Text Message 11716: You husband needs complete bed rest

Doctor – your husband is very sick & needs complete bed rest… take these sleeping pills. wife – when do i give it to him? doctor – it’s for you, not for him!
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Text Message 11715: Women’s ability to communicate

Women have mysteriously ability to communicate.. they listen to half, understand a quarter, but can tell… double!
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Text Message 11714: Hahayaan mo rin pala ako masaktan

“bakit mo aq inaalagaan kung sa huli ay hahayaan mo rin pala akong masaktan.” –manok pansabong. goodnight. 🙂
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Text Message 11713: I have no reason to be awake

Gal – what time do you go to sleep? guy- only when you go to sleep? gal – why only when i sleep? guy: because then i’ll have no reason to be awake..:-)
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Text Message 11712: Gandhi smiles on every Indian Rupee note

Gandhi smiles on every indian rupee note while lincoln doesn’t smile in dollar notes. why? simple, american women don’t keep money inside their blouses!
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Text Message 11711: Teach a man how to fish and he’ll drink beer

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.. teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Text Message 11710: Saved my girlfriend’s number as Low Battery

Height of creativity: “i have saved my girlfriend’s number as ‘low battery’ so that whenever she calls & i’m not around, my wife plugs my phone to the charger.”
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Text Message 11709: He won’t flirt with other women

“if he loves you, he won’t flirt with other women, neither in your presence nor in your absence.” good eve. 🙂
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Text Message 11708: By looking at your face

Gf: look at my face, does it look like i care? bf: well by looking at your face, god didn’t care either.
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Text Message 11707: Slavery and torture were banned

Slavery and torture were banned long ago.. but for some unknown reason.. marriage remains legal!! 😉 😀
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Text Message 11706: If bars don’t serve drunk people

If bars don’t serve drunk people, . . . . . then fast food restaurants shouldn’t serve fat people! 😀
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Text Message 11705: Beggar hired a taxi

People were waiting for the bus during a downpour when suddenly a beggar came, asked money from everyone, hired a taxi and went home. 🙂
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Text Message 11704: Holda-fun, karna-fun, kidna-fun

It’s more fun in the philippines? . . . more holda-fun . . . karna-fun . . . kidna-fun? buset!
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Text Message 11703: The part where we kissed

Guy: what was your favorite part of the movie? girl: i like the part where the actor and actress kissed each other, it was so romantic, what was yours? guy: the part where we kissed…

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes