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Text Message 12912: Nanganak sa elevator ng ospital

Nanganak ang isang babae sa elevator ng ospital. dahil sa kahihiyan, napaiyak ang babae. sa awa ng doktor, para mapaalo ang nararamdaman ng babae, may sinabi ito sa kanya.. doktor: wag na kayong mahiya misis, two years ago, may nanganak sa tapat ng gate ng ospital na ‘to. babae: alam ko, ako din yun eh! […]

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Text Message 12911: If we break up, I can use it again

At a jewelry shop, a young man bought an expensive locket for his girlfriend. “do you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the clerk. ever pragmatic, the man replied, “no, just engrave ‘to my one and only love.’ that way if we break up and she throws it back to me, i can use […]

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Text Message 12909: Three letters that hold us back

Ego – three letters that hold us back from saying things our heart is dying to say like i love you, i miss you and i am sorry. good morning!

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Text Message 12907: Good day or bad day

There is no correct definition of a good day or bad day. it depends on your thoughts, either you rule the day or the day rules you. as long as god rules your heart, as long as goodness resides in your soul, no problem can ever harm you. life will always be beautiful.

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Text Message 12906: The best lessons are learned by experience

Taking risks is much better than doing nothing… remember, most of the best lessons are being learned from experiences you never expected. have a great weekend!

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Text Message 12904: Namatay kasi yung elepante

Reporter: sir, ano po ang naganap dito? bakit kayo umiiyak? zookeeper: huhuhu… namatay kasi yung elepante namin. reporter: mukhang napamahal na sa inyo ang elepante. ano ho? zookeeper: hindi naman. ako kasi ang nautusang maghukay ng libingan niya!

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Text Message 12903: Only God knows why He does things

Only god knows why he does things. there might be bad things but when something bad happens, something better will happen after. have a positive attitude towards your problems and disappointments and you will have an amazing life full of beautiful surprises. it will be okay in the end. happy weekend!

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Text Message 12902: Bawal ba mag drive ang mga Bumbay

Bawal ba mag drive sa edsa ang mga bumbay kapag wednesday? bawal po! bawal kasi ang 5-6 ayon mismo sa mga mmda traffic enforcers.

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Text Message 12901: I’m not a real donut

A guy was at a fancy costume party when a fat girl came over to him. she blushed and said, “i really fancy you.” “calm down,” he replied, “it’s just a costume, i’m not a real doughnut.”

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Text Message 12900: Ito nalang itawag nyo sakin

Samuel policarpio: “sampol” na lang itawag niyo sa akin. samuel policarpio kasi ang buong pangalan ko. arturo samaniego: “artsam” na lang itawag niyo sa akin. arturo samaniego naman ang buo kong pangalan. conrado domingo: itigil na natin ang usapang ito!

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Text Message 12912: Nanganak sa elevator ng ospital

Text Message 12911: If we break up, I can use it again

Text Message 12910: Deleted

Text Message 12909: Three letters that hold us back

Text Message 12907: Good day or bad day

Text Message 12906: The best lessons are learned by experience

Text Message 12905: Deleted

Text Message 12904: Namatay kasi yung elepante

Text Message 12903: Only God knows why He does things

Text Message 12902: Bawal ba mag drive ang mga Bumbay

Text Message 12901: I’m not a real donut

Text Message 12900: Ito nalang itawag nyo sakin

Text Message 12899: Ayaw kumain ng ampalaya

Text Message 12898: Pay the bill

Text Message 12897: Happiness is not measured by money