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Text Message 11687: Sold na, nabili na

Tindera: sir, hindi mo ba nabasa ‘to? “it’s nice to touch, it’s nice to hold, but when you break it, it’s considered sold.” juan: oh, ayun naman pala! tindera: so babayaran mo na? juan: hindi ka ba nakakaintindi ng ingles? sabi dyan, sold. tapos na! nabili na! nabayaran na! tapos ano? pababayaran mo pa ako?

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Text Message 11686: Tetris in a sentence

Use “tetris” in a sentence! walang hiyang magnanakaw yun ah.. “tetris” na nga lang laman ng wallet ninakaw pa…!

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Text Message 11685: Marriage prevents people from fighting with strangers

Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers :-* 😀

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Text Message 11684: Did he have a different father?

Dying husband asks his wife: “our 7th child always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father?” wife (crying): yes…. husband: who? wife: you…

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Text Message 11683: An apple a day keeps the doctor away

A doctor and a farmer loved the same girl. farmer started giving an apple to the girl everyday. doctor: why? farmer: an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Text Message 11682: Remove Corona

Remove corona to save our justice system corona has to go if the supreme court is to be reclaimed for the people! remove corona to restore the public’s trust & confidence in the supreme court! remove corona & save our justice system! – bantay gloria network txtb?53

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Text Message 11681: Life is a Beautiful Journey

In life, we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, a broken promise, an unheard request, an irreplaceable lost, an unreachable dream… still life is about being happy because everything in life can summed up in just a few words… “life is a beautiful journey!” happy weekend!

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Text Message 11680: Successful relationships don’t just happen

Successful relationships don’t just happen out of nowhere. it takes time, commitment, faith, and people that honestly want to be together. a true relationship is when you can tell anything and everything. no secrets and no lies.

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Text Message 11677: Filipinos are very intelligent

Vice ganda: i’m so proud of the filipinos. filipinos are very intelligent! are you a filipino? foreigner: no. vice ganda: that’s why you’re not intelligent!

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Text Message 11675: Abay ka lang

Babae nagpahula sa isang manghuhula. babae: ano pong nakikita nyu sa aking mga kamay. manghuhula: wow iha ikaw ay lalakad sa isang pulang carpet na may dalang bulaklak sa isang simbahan. babae: talaga po ikakasal na ko? yes! matutupad na rin ang pinapangarap ko. manghuhula: assuming ka, abay ka lang. di ko naman sinabing ikaw […]

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Text Message 11673: Whoever said patience is the key to success

Quote of the day “whoever said patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection.”;-) panis ka!

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Text Message 11687: Sold na, nabili na

Text Message 11686: Tetris in a sentence

Text Message 11685: Marriage prevents people from fighting with strangers

Text Message 11684: Did he have a different father?

Text Message 11683: An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Text Message 11682: Remove Corona

Text Message 11681: Life is a Beautiful Journey

Text Message 11680: Successful relationships don’t just happen

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Text Message 11677: Filipinos are very intelligent

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Text Message 11675: Abay ka lang

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Text Message 11673: Whoever said patience is the key to success